Thursday, September 2, 2010

Im so happy I almost broke my ankle!!!


Ok I have a PROBLEM. I just took my caffeine pill and put on some dance music and these "Test Revolution" pills that I swear are just steroids have given me a LITTLE ass back. Let me tell you, you have NO IDEA how good something is till its gone and then BACK AGAIN?!?! Its not anywhere near the JUICY RIPENESS of being on the mones but its at least better then FLAT, which it was when I cut up for Spain and then just didnt eat on vacation. I kinda (meaning totally) hate being lean. I like seeing the abs but for me the abs come at a cost of losing my butt. I LOVE having my butt ! I LOVE IT. I just spent 20 minutes dancing around my house naked, as I prepare for the day and just seeing my butt back has made me GENUINELY HAPPY?! I think I just need to get a bf who wants me to have a big butt and not abs because Im much happier this way. Lean is cunty but not fun.... Here is a pic of me from a few weeks ago looking skinny and way more lean then I have in years, and then heres a pic of me in Greece a few years ao when I was fully bloated on the mones... a happy medium would be ideal...



Oh and before you get turned on by my big butt photo let me RUIN IT ALL for you and show you what I looked like when I was 22 and had a 30 inch waist and I swear to god I wore this outfit to the grocery store (pavillions) in La... I was really bored and thought Id just serve it to them. I only bought items that were both orange and green so it matched my outfit. I thought that orange rubber shirt from Syren and Mugler coat were everything... Oh and this is the look I had on when Ice t and his wife complimented my belt that said "Iceberg" . Ice T is major for not judging me ! He sat there in Frederics of Hollywood and just sized me up and liked the belt... Hes major for that. Coco is a lucky woman.


10 comments:

Sue said...

I LOVE his jacket and wish I could afford it!

I have no abs and a big butt too. LOL! HYSTERICAL PANIC!!!!

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Alejandro said...

Always go with the butt over abs!

Phillyguy said...

Your abs are fab, but the big butt was breathtaking!

Brad said...

Ass beats abs hands down

Gregory said...

David...BUTT BUTT BUTT!!! Hands down. Then please sit on my face ;)

Lucien said...

I like the butt best

Dean said...

awesome ass

Race said...

I agree with everone else. I think you look better bigger and more muscular. You're too tall to be lean. Abs are overrated. They're hot, but at the expense of better stuff. Like cocktails!

Erik said...

"I only bought items that were both orange and green so it matched my outfit"

Hahaha that just kills me!

jaxy said...

my god david that butt won't stop. lose the abs. and back that ass up.