Monday, October 18, 2010

I almost got RAPED by a GHOST?!?!


Being that it is the season of the WITCH I guess this makes sense BUT WOW?! This dude hits me up on Grindr and I think he is either A. One of the ghosts from the end of the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland looking for a quickie between shifts B. Calling to me from some kind of ALTERNATE PURGATORY from behind the mirror C. This is a pr stunt for the next RING movie. or D. Hes just a an old man who is so out of touch with modern technology he thinks that creepy scribblings on a mirror and a portrait with a general color palette that could be described as "Zombie Hues" is gonna get him dick.
Normally I wouldnt post someones picture from online and put it on the blog for a giggle because I feel like it could hurt the persons feelings should they stumble across it, but this one I am SO SURE is not only not a House of Vader reader but is most likely someone who has never used the INTERNET ITSELF, so I think Im free of KARMIC BACKLASH.

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Alejandro said...

That's great and all but get to the point: how was the hookup?

Ted said...

OMG! You've hurt my feelings posting MY picture and saying that!

Not really... But I may be that old (I'm 57) and one thing I've learned - you just never know. Some of you young-uns get turned on by us grandpas.

Besides that, I FEEL like I'm about 27. Well, at least after a couple of margaritas...

JamTheCat said...

So cute you're bringin' 'em back from the dead, eh, Dave? Well...you get no argument from me. But considering the books I write...'nuff said.

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Trey said...

Once you go "ecto", you'll never go back to.

Forgive me.