Monday, October 11, 2010

When Im old and have a house in a small town I will have a animatronic pumpkin monster...

5 comments:

Eric Robert Jackson said...

Now if it only ate little children!

David Mason said...

Mine will!!!! Id love it if it could pick children up, swallow them and send them down a chute into the SWAMP by my house, its be the BEST halloween TRICK ever, children need to drag themselves out of a BOG at least once in their lives its VERY GOOD for the soul, i did it often! It SUCKS but it also makes you become one with nature and realize what you come from and your happy to be alive, its spiritual even. As a kid we all almost all got stuck in the mud so deep it sucked the sneakers off our feet and there were DEAD turtleshells just lying in the mud that couldnt escape either... it was fantastic! It was one of the handful of times the EARTH came for me but i survived! that and the time my snow fort collapsed on me and the time the giant snapping turtle stalked me and tried to eat me.

Holly said...

This would, of course, be a year round installation?!?!

gavin said...

That's pretty bad ass.

I support your idea of eating children and throwing them in the swamp, too!

I would totally testify at your trial on your behalf.

brando said...

My friend and I would joke that the upside for scaring or "scarring" kids was that you could tell them, "Thank me later because someday you'll make an amazing art piece out of this experience."

I believe someone terrified the fuck out of whoever made this animatronic pumpkin monster. But it is the shit nightmares are made out of. It's one thing to scare kids, it's a whole other to TERRIFY them. I would have died as a kid if I saw this. I love it.