Friday, November 19, 2010

I just got molested and it wasnt fierce...and this is why you cant be nice... though I will still try..


So I was changing in the locker room and this DUMPY CREEPY GUY who nobody has EVER EVEN SEEN ON THE GYM FLOOR had his locker directly below mine. He grabs his stuff but misses his iphone that is pressed directly against the wall, I can see it because Im at an angle where its visible. I tell him and he thanks me, he then says "Great ass" which is FINE people sometimes say it, I actually like it if its JUST THAT and its done in a friendly way, then he immediately says "Can I touch it?" and immediately PAWS IT, before I can even process the question??! FUCKING YUCK, he does it in front of like 4 guys which makes ME look gross that Id allow it and then of course I have to say "Dont touch my ass?!" which you know he WANTED ME TO SAY and Im forced to awkwardly change next to him.... Its just gross.. Im all for WANTED locker room shannanigans with someone your INTO, it can be flirty and fun, but there was NO mixed messages here, the guy was just a SKEEZER. I would have reported him but i didnt even see his face.... Whoever you are youre gross and you suck.

7 comments:

Sue said...

That is terrible! You should definitely report him and the gym should throw his pervert ass out. They should know who he is by where his locker is.

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hotmusclejocks said...

if only GROS BOUDIN could have been there...

Chiko Chevere said...

Sorry but using that Neverland picture was just retarded and irrelevant. boooo

I love what you do here 75% of the time but that was just dumb.

David Mason said...

Gimme a break.... I needed a picture, its was the best looking thing that came up when you searched "molested" on google.

hotmusclejocks said...

Chiko shut the fuck up.

Mathieu said...

Well I go to Chelsea DB and can I say I've had similar experiences, and it's always from REVOLTING bloated deluded old men who I've never seen working out (how do they get through the front door??)

Last week I was getting some steam (and believe it or not I like the steam to meditate and soften my beard before shaving also - steam for the sake of steam - really) and a guy walks in and there's nowhere to sit so like you I be nice and scoot over a bit to let him sit down and it's like he took that as an invitation of sorts to spread his legs out wide into my personal space and 'sexily' drape his towel over his crotch. It was so GROSS and I just served him shade over and over until a different spot opened up and I MOVED and then he FOLLOWED?! I swear I'm developing turets because one day I'm just going to crack and call them all on it and say I'm calling management in on all you fucking creeps who don't even work out here, or, obviously, at all, who are trolling for guys who would never in a million years look twice at you and who pour cold water on the sensor to make it suffocating then when they don't get any action just WALK OUT!? They did install some lights to make them stop and it kind of has for the most part but still next time when emaciated runt with NO muscle tone or (and I'm sure I've seen the one that touched you for that matter) a molesting skeeze reaches over to touch instead of a polite no and a flinch away they are going to be served a HUMILIATING TIRADE.

Mathias N Oz said...

Be thankful it was just your ass, for some reason, just because I have a P.A. some men think it is ok just to reach over and grab my cock without asking.