Sunday, November 21, 2010

Its a small world...


Ok Im going to TRY and make this short and sweet. It was a full moon last night.... Im coming home with my artwork that I bought, the goats head painted in swine blood, Im on the subway there is a guy sitting across from me and I notice he has 6 fingers on one hand, Im like "WOW?!" Ive never seen that before?!.... then I notice his other hand... it ALSO has six fingers... ok thats REALLY RARE... then the subway doors open and an army soldier in full regalia steps on and his backpack and name tag reads PAGAN... Im like this is gonna be a weird night?!
So my friend has a friend in town from Turkey, and because my friend is currently working in India he asks me to take him out and show him a good time. So I speak with the guy through emails and we agree to meet at Supermartxe which is a circuit party thing... We meet on the street corner and " OH FUCK ITS HER?!" I have DELIBERATELY been a CUNT to two people that I know of in NYC, Im not saying like unfriendly or dismissive, Im saying DELIBERATELY AGGRESSIVE AND A PRICK TO and this queen is one of them... I honestly cannot remember WHY she was so hateful ... at that time.... So in order to make this thing work, I just pretend like ive never met the bitch and Im all smiles... awkward yes, but I dont want to upset my friend, Ive already bought the tickets, and I want to have a good time so Im just like "Let sleeping dogs lay" and dont shake it up and just give the guy a second chance....
Were at the club and its actually FINE, its chaos as they changed the venue THAT DAY to an all new space and the floor is on a slant and its just CHAOS but whatever I really just wanna have a good time... The dude I meet is just being SURLY, and says as in ICE BREAKER "Why do ugly people have to come to the club" ... I just smile and say "Dont be mean" so that he knows that kind of commentary is gonna go over like a lead balloon. Minutes later Im wanting to talk to friends and the guy actually says to me "jokingly" "If you talk to one more person Im gonna stab you" ...um ok.... still smiling... People smile at him and he just cunts them and turns away, like right in their face, so Im playing the repair man because I feel bad and Im smiling at all the people hes serving cunt to. People are actually trying to talk to me and when they go away he looks at me like "WHY would you ever talk to that person?!" just gross... but hes actually being nice to ME just a dick to everyone else and remember hes a friends friend so I cant just DITCH HIM and Im trying to MAKE THE BEST OF THIS. He then tells me that he remembers me and how we hooked up... and we DID. The guy is sexy as an image I will give him that. He is. Sexy, very sexy, but lean to the MINCING YIPPY degree of a GREYHOUND and so clearly walks for "I hate myself realness" you actually almost kind feel bad and want to see where the nice person is in there. It is interesting to me though how his body so clearly is a manifestation of his state of mind, its just painfully "manicured" SOOO ripped, so lean, the guy could not possible enjoy a carb or experience joy, the body is beautiful but WITHERED and TOXIC absolutely NOTHING soft about it.. TENSE I would call it, like a HIGH STRUNG BODY... this person is not capable of joy so he just cannot have a good time at the party and is going on and on and on about how tragic it is, so I suggest.... "You know if you want to leave thats cools, I can just stay here with my friends"..HINT HINT... He does NOT take the easy out and instead decides to stay and bitch and ruin my night. Im sorry I have to share it with you but I do so because I KNOW youve all experienced someone like this and you know what, I think the best way to handle them is NOT to throw them shade like I did before, its just to BACK AWAY FROM THEM SLOWLY. You dont have to make the effort, I mean at the time I couldnt remember why I was a dick to him and by the end of the night I STILL COULDNT but it didnt matter because the dude MORE THEN MADE UP FOR IT last night. He actually tried to talk shit about another gay by saying he was GAY basically... To quote Paris is Burning If youre a black queen and IM a black queen you cant call each other a black queen because thats not a READ thats just a FACT?!" She actually tried to pull it off?! I mean WOW?! Self loathing on this level was SO 2002 ?! I just had to sit there and smile and remember " She hates herself more then you hate her so just BITE IT and smile and try get through it"
Which I have, Its done, thank god. Im thankful... here I THINK I hate myself and they this hateful queen pulls up and im like I AM SO WELL ADJUSTED?! So THANK YOU RANCID QUEEN MADE OF BATTERY ACID you make me a better person... now figure it out for yourself because I did my part.

9 comments:

fang said...

"RANCID QUEEN MADE OF BATTERY ACID" - love it.

this guy isn't a cunt. he's an ARROGANT CUNT.

seriously, i would have punched that bitches lights out for that stabbing quip.

fucking vile.

gavin said...

You are much kinder than I could have been, kudos to you.

This guy is going to reap what he sows in life.

Lawrence said...

I used to need to bring a friend when I went club hopping, but after so many experiences like the one that you had I have more fun going solo.

Kurt Walters said...

And here I read the whole thing hoping for some crazy 3 way story with the Druidic soldier and 6-Fingers McCoy..

Mathieu said...

Sorry he ruined you night! I had fun there. I was probably one of the ones he scowled at! At any rate it was a pleasure to meet you, however briefly.

David Mason said...

Very nice to meet you too! Thanks for introducing yourself... you saw him, was he not friendly to you? I was there with my one friend Georgi though, hes a sweetheart...

Mathieu said...

I don't remember him at all, and I don't think I met Georgi either unfortunately. My eyes were all on THE MOOSE!!

(sorry if no-one else is allowed to call you that - You are tall!)

David Mason said...

Oh thats cool, I like it :)

Bradford said...

GAG!

This made the blog!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What friend would do such a thing!?