Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Creature that is MORE FIERCE than YOU of the day : Julie


I have 47 dollars and LOTS of ideas.....
When I wanted to send Thierry Mugler a fathers day present I obviously needed his address. My friend said "I have Julie Newmars phone number, lets ask her." So we called her and she just gave it to us. I silently listened on the other end, I was so excited! The address was like Rue aux Or blah blah blah she coulda made it up but it sure SOUNDED like what the address for Mugler headquarters should be... and if youre wondering what the fathers day present was it was a life size nude photograph of me, at like 21, covered by a daschund ... why not.? and if youre wonder what the response was it was a big fat NOTHING... Dads suck man.

2 comments:

JamTheCat said...

Care to share that photo, there? Or do you just want to tease?

Lawrence said...

You can buy all the expensive creams in the world, but Julie Newmar shows that your genetics are responsible for aging fantastically. Most people fall apart by age 70, but everything on her body appears to still be in place. I'm especially impressed by her jawline, most people get a turkey neck by that age, Google Anita Bryant's image and you'll see what I mean.