Monday, December 13, 2010

David Mason plus Rupaul = Igor and Dr. Frankenstein!


Ok so it seems as though Ru and I have created a MONSTER..... First you should read below about "ZORA" before picking up this post so you have the low down.
I ran into Ms. Hughes today in the subway station. She had a FAVOR to ask me....
It seems as though now that ZORA has been let OUT, she does NOT want to go back IN?! Apparently some woman with a chip on her shoulder came into the post office and when Ms Hughes KINDLY asked her the standard "Is there anything fragile, perishable, liquid or potentially hazardous in this box" the woman called her a BITCH. This may sound strange but believe me, people show the WORST PARTS OF THEMSELVES WHEN IN LINE AT THE POST OFFICE. As someone who goes weekly I have seen this for myself over and over again. Its almost like a test from god... but I digress..
Now that Ms Hughes has introduced me to her INNER BITCH GODDESS "Zora" I think shes reached the POINT OF NO RETURN! ZORA will NOT be called a BITCH be some member of the cult of civilians, so ZORA returns the ladies comment with the uncreative but classic fighting words of "No...Your MUTHAS a BITCH!" which is not exactly post office etiquette but is FIERCE FROM A PUBLIC SERVANT and straight up New York Realness. So now Ms. Hughes has gotten WRITTEN UP and asked me if I could call and say something GOOD about her... so I said "You just write ANYTHING down and I will sign it for ZORA. So just keep standing up for yourself and I will keep writing letters to back you up!"
These are the things you learn in NYC and what makes someone "New York" to the outside world. Im happy to have picked it up as a trait, you realize that it is WAY important to have back up, and that if you want it, you better GIVE IT... New York isnt fantastic, but it has its cute points...

3 comments:

brando said...

Ms. Hughs just got Zora REAL Hurston on that bitch! Love it!

Sue said...

I feel bad for anybody who has to deal with the public these days - especially in NYC! All those bat-shit crazy-ass mothafuckers down there! Good for you giving Zora some support and good for her standing up for herself!

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gavin said...

Is Zora on the verge of "going postal?"