Monday, December 20, 2010

I just woke up from a dream where.....

I was in Brazil in a public bathroom that had showers with this bodybuilder who I was gonna fool around with, we picked out trashy outfits that were for sale in the lobby, I felt they werent trashy enough though because they didnt have pink but I was too anxious to ASK FOR IT, and there were like 5 hot guys in there all sorta having sex, and we got naked and these two guys came in that we werent into and they told me "*** Chlopecki is gay." and I was like "THATS MY DAD?!" And he proceeded to tell me "*** Chlopecki gave me the best *** ****** (I couldnt make out what he said but again was to nervous to ask what it was) I ever had! All *** Chlopecki cares about is his Ferarri" ( My dad did NOT have a Ferarri mind you he had a FORD TAURUS and then a CROWN VICTORIA) I then lost everyone I was with and walked up this big hill by myself looking for my dad where there was this church that they asked you to ring bells in while you were there so you didnt sneak up on the spirits, I couldnt find my dad and felt abandoned. OH and they had a questionaire to fill out in the church and the final question was "Are your interests Gay, bi or straight?" and it had a little head of Liza Minelli in the box, which I think is in direct reference to the "Ring Them bells" theme going on in the church. I happily checked gay and I felt the church was gay.

...And now after viewing that I am SO ready for the gym AND for London and Paris this X-mas and New Years... I am gonna ring them bells! Thank you Liza! As a person who has a tendency to be an apartment hermit this message does not fall on deaf ears!

7 comments:

brando said...

I was soo sad at the beginning of this post but then VERY happy after watching that video and reading the last part. I have to remind myself to do the same! Maine, here I come next month!!!

David Mason said...

Maine... IN JANUARY?! Thats cool, no actually its SUB ZERO not cool. Maine is beautiful, you'll really like it I think, but bring your POLAR BEAR FUR COAT it will be FREEZING!!!
I cant wait for your UNTEMPERED warm weather bones have to deal with what I had to for 18 years...MUAH HAHAHAHAHAH! If you make it home alive I'll give you your "snowgress" badge though.

Sexy said...

I love that in your dreams, public restrooms have clothing stores in the lobby.

In the eighties, we called those the local department store.

Jim said...

Whatta dream!
GREAT song :)

Joel said...

Good luck getting to London/Paris. Europe's airports are pretty much shut down as of now, white Xmas ya know.

JamTheCat said...

Oh, Dave...Paris and London...*sigh* and *sigh*, again. Hope you make it there.

I'm ringing my friggin' bells in friggin' Texas for Christmas, where today in San Antonio it was 70. Just when I thought I'd have my first real white Christmas in Buffalo.

Lucien said...

Dave - Joyeaux Noel et une nouvelle annee heureuse