Sunday, December 19, 2010

Im sick of people hitting on me on Facebook when theyre DRUNK AND OR HIGH?!

Saying your drunk as a pick up line isnt cute, its passive aggressive. Because what its really saying is "Im setting this situation up hoping you take the "blame" for having GAY SEX with me and then I can be the "victim"." Sorry it aint gonna work... NEXT....
Speaking of next, the guy next door to me just came home, midnight, with a NERVOUS LOUD TALKER closeted type, and to cover it up hes playing KESHA... LOUDLY. My neighbor is like 42 and very conservative, very log cabin type... These types make NO SENSE to me. Like youre conservative and not gay acting on the street but when you come home for a hook up with a MAN you play KESHA, which is clearly designed for 10 year old girls?!?! BARF! I dont even know who KESHA IS?!? I had to put the lyrics that I can hear "I'll see you next tuesday" in google to find out ... Its like a BARBIE COMMERCIAL.... NO WONDER YOU HATE YOURSELF?! I kinda think you suck too! Like how does that head trip work, is it because youre so self loathing on the street you HAVE to be the biggest gay possible in private or because youre a tacky no taste homosexual at home you have to be conservative on the street?! I dont get it. Its like this one COBBLER CUNT we all know here in town who CANNOT SAY HI even if you say it directly to his face so because of this RELENTLESS CUNTING to friendly strangers and his inability to socialize every time you see him at a club he is SO HIGH hes being carried out by people... EVERY TIME... At first I thought she was a rude cunt, and then I felt bad because shes obviously a cunt because hes TERRIFIED and has ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS so he has to get BEYOND FUCKED UP at parties, so I tried to be nice YET AGAIN with still no results, so now Im just like "Ugh, its HER...Get her the fuck out of here?! I personally have given her so many chances to be nice and she STILL cant do it, can we just get her out of the club NOW while she can still WALK before she pukes on ME or one of my friends?" Its weird, its like hes fulfilled his own fears or something, hes actually MADE people not like him. Like hes so self loathing he not only thinks this about himself but he has the ability to DRAW IT OUT OF STRANGERS... very interesting... he WILLED the hate of strangers onto himself...... I digress..
Meanwhile the LOUD NERVOUS TALKER is STILL BLABBING, still WAY NERVOUS about hooking up and clearly did NOT DRINK ENOUGH LIQUOR, which is what those types usually have to do to put a dick in their mouth... poor guys... Will one of them PLEASE get the balls to whip it out and get it done just so I dont have to hear the KESHA.

3 comments:

JamTheCat said...

If you don't want people to hit on you, stop being so fuckin' cute. ;)

Lawrence said...

Kesha is spelled Ke$ha, if she ever becomes a respected performer she'll probably change the spelling just like MC Hammer became Hammer and Puff Daddy became P-Diddy. Your wacked out club friend might just be shy. Booze only masks true feelings, I'm glad that I gave up drinking.

Peter said...

Facebook for getting laid? Have you not two feet to walk on? Facebook is for posting funny youtubes. Hook up for real, in person