Saturday, December 11, 2010

My post office lady is awesome.... Her name is "Zora"



Zora has LONG CURLY BLONDE HAIR down to her ass. Zora is BI (In her own words "Sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you dont."), Zora is a healthy 220 lbs., Zora is 58 or so. Zora is black. Zoras real name is Ms HUGHES and shes AWESOME! Ms Hughes is my post office lady. I went to the post office with Francy a few weeks ago and now the past two times Ive been in there shes asked me where Francy is. She said Francy makes her "SLIDE OFF HER CHAIR". She wasnt aware that Francys' "hair" was a tattoo. She loves it and calls it a very BOLD move, and then whispers with wonderous disbelief.... "Ooh... that ASS!"
Now you may ask why I call Ms. Hughes ZORA. Well that is because Ms. Hughes has told me about her SEX IDENTITY, and her name is ZORA. Ms. Hughes tells me that Zora was channeled to our earthly planes by RuPaul?!? Zora said that by watching Rupauls drag race she was inspired to get her FEMME DOM POWERS BACK and from these creative powers of inspiration ZORA was birthed...
Now I dunno if Ms Hughes is a CRAZY PERSON LIAR because she also told me shes a gourmet cook and makes a phenomenal PUMPKIN SOUP and when I asked DETAILS about ZORAS WIG she seemed FLUMMOXED but I DONT CARE!...I am thankful for Rupaul, Ms Hughes, AND ZORA.

5 comments:

fang said...

she sounds all kindsa awesome. but at first i was going to ask if she had a snake, as i thought i'd be all clever-clever and refer to 'Blade Runner' :)

gavin said...

Is she a biological female?

Holly said...

Your ampersand is backwards. As an English major, I felt compelled to say something. LOL. Not a day goes by that you don't crack me up Dave.

Phillyguy said...

Only in New York.

Speaking of Francy, what kind of daily wear does he wear to showcase his butt and . . .

have you and Francy ever, well, you know?

Bob said...

That photo is hot as hell!