Tuesday, December 7, 2010

See one "bad" thing happens and now EVERYTHING is SUSPECT...



Now because of King Tuts treachery I get my golden oreos and I think "They only developed the new packaging so you EAT MORE, they dont care about freshness?! Theyre a BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION, they care about SELLING COOKIES, they dont care if you use them to build a TIME MACHINE, they just want you to BUY ANOTHER BOX, and then I think... Why do my Christmas Sour Patch Kids not even mention X-mas, Holiday, or Season on the packaging, they were just silently placed on the shelf with all the other Holiday candy and the only difference to the packaging was an INNOCUOUS HOLLY SPRIG tacked on by the "window" to see that the candy was all the REDS and the GREENS, the two best flavors?!.... They clearly wanna make the buck but not align them selves with any ONE GOD... Hmmmm.. Im suspect... are Sour Patch Kids Jewish and this is like Barbra Streisands Christmas album??? Ive been HAD once this week already I will not be HAD again.... OMG King Tuts curse so IS?!?!

1 comment:

JiffyJim said...

OMG...Holiday Sour Patch Kids are the Barbra Streisand Christmas album of candy! :) I love it!