Sunday, January 30, 2011

Today Show 1994.... What is the internet????...


There are 22 year olds now who have no idea that anyone 28 or older at some point had to have this conversation... Its amazing to hear...
I on the other hand was VERY web savvy?! In fact I lost my VIRGINITY to a guy I met on AOL in 1994. He lived in California, I lived in Minnesota at the time. I FLEW OUT THERE to meet him because I thought he was my boyfriend because we CHATTED in those OH SO COVETED M4M rooms for a month... Upon arrival to SUNNY CALIFORNIA I got BAREBACKED with HAND LOTION in a BEST WESTERN in Palos Verdes..... NOT everything in my life was as FIERCE as today....

7 comments:

RJ said...

Oh David
The glamour of youth!
Didn't we all have such moments

Jim said...

I remember, too, when they used to announce the ENTIRE web address so they'd say things like "forward slash, forward slash..." :)

Mathias N Oz said...

Jeez, the first guy to fuck me used hand lotion... WTF, every top should know that shit burns and makes horrible lube!

brando said...

Gumbell is SUCH A CUNT! Why was he soo angry that he didn't know what the internet was, haha! It's like he's mad that it was going on without his consent.

Stanimal5 said...

That was the lube I lost my virginity with too, but hey--in the early years of the internet many of us were still learning that shit the hard way! There's no excuse for being uninformed these days I guess.

Joel said...

My 14 yo cherry got popped by a 30something duo who used KY, along with hash, a waterbed and Rick Wakeman on the quadrophonic stereo. Life in the '70s!

Malibu Eric said...

I want Joel's experience! I was deflowered by the hottest guy I picked up in a sleazy bar..looked like the Marlboro man and NO lube..I know, major life fail.