Tuesday, January 25, 2011

David Mason, In a BATTLE ROYALE to be Out magazines most eligible bachelor ?!?!?!?


I swear to god I didnt know about this?!... and had NOTHING to do with it, but I will admit, it made me smile :) Click on OUT to see it for yourself.. and VOTE... Do I get anything if I win???... I dunno, a subscription to OUT?! The coveted lead in the Hep C commercial during Rupauls Drag Race???? I just found out about it 15 minutes ago?! ...Im glad someone told me otherwise I would have never known?!
Im up against some stiff competition, I mean they put me up against my hot sister Francy S., which is NOT FAIR.... and RUPAUL is skinny but you know she CARRIES A KNIFE?!!!! I know I can take Hammish Bowles and Paris whats her face or Perez... whatever... you know the one Im talking about... dyed hair gay person on E... her.
I finally just decided to view the list... I got the notice on my iphone so now Im finally home and can actually see who else is on this list of 100 most eligible... MOST ELIGIBLE???!... Its the 100 most AVAILABLE??!! ... VERY DIFFERENT!!!! Ive only had sex with ONE of them.. thank god, and no its not Francois, shes a dyke. Another one lives in MY OLD APARTMENT which is the size of a SHOE BOX. I mean the apartment is cute and HES TOTALLY CUTE but when you live in a shoe box I wouldnt exactly call you "MOST ELIGIBLE" I know this because that was me for seven years?!?! Its cute for an anonymous hook up, but it was NOT a space where I would say there was ROOM FOR TWO?!
Another one hit me up on grindr when I was in La, which nice of him, but I dont like ACTORS or RED HEADS. So Im flattered, thats nice of you, but I like a swarthy type and the only ALMOST SWARTHYESQUE one on the list I DID ALREADY.... ugh.... I need to broaden my tastes. I think I might be too exacting in my tastes... I mean how many SEXY GORILLAS THAT WORK IN FINANCE have you met???... Ive met GOOSE EGG!

10 comments:

pleep said...

i saw!! you looked hot in the pic :-) but congrats on the most eligible status

Joey said...

You're in some good company - Gettttt it.

Phillip said...

i voted for you!

Michael said...

Aw. That's cute. Not to blow sunshine up your cooch, David, but you've got more charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent that almost all of these guys.

I bet Aaron Hicklin is getting a bunch of snatchy e-mails from guys who are upset with the Getty photo OUT chose for them.

JamTheCat said...

Can I vote ten times?

Herodotus said...

In the fine print I read that a huge, roided out, dark, hairy, Eastern European sits on the winner's face!...
...Kidding! Good Luck!

David Mason said...

click click click click click click click!!!!!! ;)

David Mason said...

btw Thanks guys !!!

witomski said...

I wore out my mouse! Joe

David Mason said...

Awww, thanks :) lol I dont even know what the point of it is?!?! like why are we voting ?