Thursday, January 20, 2011

I have always said dont bother with hookers cause theyre weird and never look like the picture...



I was on rentboy last night looking for new models... found NONE btw, BUT I did come across that one guy who has had the SAME AD RUNNING since at LEAST 1999. When I first moved here in 99' it was running in the back of HX, and most likely it had been running since 89'. It makes sense that he would keep using it, its a great photo, ideal even. Muscular, hairy, hung... ideal... but knowing that the ad has be running for at least 12 years without a photo swap certainly made it clear that this was not exactly SPRING CHICKEN... BUT... He updated the picture?! UMMMMMMM... There is just a TINY BIT difference between the GLADIATOR in the old picture and DON KNOTTS in the new photo?! ... Differences like LIVER SPOTS all over the hands, and then the weird facial wrinkles that only come from being at least 65... girl... You cant hide that shit with a hat, and dont try and be Diane Keaton and START WEARING GLOVES TO THE GROCERY STORE, that wont work either... Just stop. You had a good run... move to Palm Springs... its time.....

2 comments:

Jim said...

LOL..."Just stop. You had a good run... move to Palm Springs... its time...." Still LOL'ing! :)

JP said...

any chance you'd let one of your fans become a model?