Wednesday, January 26, 2011

PAH HAH... I just got TOPPED by Adam Lambert!!!?!? ACK?!


I dont even know anyone on this list besides Johnny Weir who Im fine with topping me because she cracks me up. I know Adam Lamberts name but not a song or anything, and I dont recognize one other person... Is the rugby player dude one of them? I hope so, I do him. Andy Cohen is number 10...tee hee. I like Andy and his "close set" eyes, hes very sweet. VOTE FOR ME, maybe if I stay in the top ten I get to swap out that CRAPPY photo they picked of me, that is taken TOTALLY out of context and makes no sense?! Everyone else gets a cute publicity headshot from CLASSY Getty Images and then theres ME looking like a DOUGH BALL posing at IMAGINARY PICNIC with SQUIRT GUNS?! Nothing COMMANDS RESPECT like a SQUIRT GUN and a SLUT CUT t shirt!?!

Update... I just checked out who these people on this top ten list are... every single one of them but ME has an agent...Im the only person on this list who is a normal (barely) person?!.. just sayin. you know they all have someone voting 47 times for them and I find out about it from a friend... So lets hear it for the COMMON MAN!?!?!?

12 comments:

witomski said...

Adam Lambert! YUK!

JamTheCat said...

I think your photo's cute and fun. And I can't believe Clay Aiken topped you. My one solace is that you didn't go lower than Lady Bunny.

BTW -- A pairing of you and Jay Brannan just set my dreams in motion.

Ted said...

So many "designers" no one has heard of... I think the sexiest thing about most of them must be that they're rich. Leslie Jordan is very cool--he was Brother Boy in Sordid Lives--but sexy? No... And Francy is very, very, VERY hot, but he's kinda short for my taste.

No doubt, David Mason, between your imaginative designs and your tall sexy body, you are by far the most eligible bachelor in the bunch.

kb said...

i'm trying to visualize a world in which you're the "common man".

my brain just melted.

Mathieu said...

Voted!

Holly said...

@JamTheCat: I know. Clay Aiken! Who is voting for him? Normally I wouldn't take this stuff personally, but I think we need a grass roots campaign.

Sue said...

I have voted for you every day, but you have slipped to #9! So unfair!

http://fairviewsue.wordpress.com/

David Mason said...

No , I was number 88 and moved to number 9 :) I was never any higher then 9 :)

Dave Clark said...

I voted for you 15 times, but sadly I have to get ready for work. I'll check back in when I get home. We'll try to move you up to #1. You are smarter and prettier than those other dudes. Have a great day!

David Mason said...

lol, Thanks so much you guys! I dont know why I even care but for some reason I ACTUALLY DO. I think mainly because my ego BUT I will say a LARGE part of me wants me on there because Im the only person who is not an entertainer and has an agent on there. Im the one person that is "normal" and i think thats kinda cool that i got placed there by people. Its very flattering.

Holly said...

No worries Dave. I just talked to my mom for 20 minutes and voted for you the entire time. It was actually a nice conversation b/c I was distracted by the voting. Haha.

James said...

OMG Francois Sagat is on there?!?! He's single!?!? I have a chance?!