Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Product Review: ERGORAPIDO Vacuum


I like to vacuum. Its the one chore I LIKED as a child as it was kinda like DANCING and being one of "BARKERS BEAUTIES" on the PRICE IS RIGHT at the same time. I bought the ERGORAPIDO vacuum at TARGET, I know they did some shadey stuff supporting anti gay people but i bought it BEFORE that happened and YES Target needs to do some SERIOUS reparations to win back the gays who they sorta market to and lets be honest, we support that joint, so they need to give to something WAY GAY if they want my money in the future. I do not go to Walmart, but I'll go to NEITHER until I hear something good, not to mention NEITHER of them have ANYTHING any of us NEED as they are really just large rooms full of CHINESE GARBAGE and just a WELL ORGANIZED FUTURE LANDFILL, not one thing in their stores is a NECESSITY.... I digress, as always...
The Erorapido vacuum is FUN. It looks like it comes from TRON-WORLD, it has a removable dust buster, cute but useless as I always feel dustbusters just serve as a SCRATCHING DEVICE for your shiny surfaces as the crumbs just lodge between the lip of the dustbuster and the surface so instead of sucking stuff up your sorta just creating a MORTER AND PESTAL EFFECT between you and that black laquer WHO-HA that you have... BUT... It is fun because its cordless, SUPER maneuverable and it hugs corners like an Italian sports car, never been in one, but I can imagine it if I think of myself about ten inches shorter... gasp... NIGHTMARE?! It has no bags which I love and has pretty good suction, and a cute cobalt blue light... its great, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING... I dont get why but the brush STOPS SPINNING when it hits a carpet. If you have no carpeting this is a GREAT vacuum cleaner, if you have carpeting this is WORTHLESS, I have a TINY patch of carpeting and I have to vacuum it in like five seconds before the brush stops.. I dunno why, I guess it just doesnt have the power because its cordless to have the brush spin on carpeting...
I give it an 8 because its fun and if I just had NO carpeting itd be awesome, and its fine on the JUTE in my kitchen, but carpets its a ZERO. I woulda given it a ten...

6 comments:

James said...

You deserve a Dyson handheld.

Bronte Marcario Anton said...

Funny! I don't remember "Barkers Beauties" dancing around showing the product without clothes lol I think yellow is suits you. I have one in gunmetal and your right, for bare floors and low nap rugs it works great.

Thanks for supporting the cause and not shopping at either Target or Wal*Mart.

Bronte

brando said...

"Phil, would you mind running to the store, I'm gonna strip down and take a... you know what? Nevermind, I'll just do it right quick."

rashasha said...

Amen, cuz! Werl-Mert might as well rename to Chinese Trash. I always try to avoid buying anything that is solely landfill. Did you see that Hoarders where some poor old "straight" Florida queen was near bankrupt but thought he could sell his valuable ornamental collectibles that all turned out to be cheap tat? Not that I feel like need to die surrounded by the finest heirlooms, but, gah, no more junk!

gavin said...

James, do you get the Dyson Handheld from the femmy British guy in the TV commercials himself?

Does it include the "superior suction" he's always bragging about?

Dave, I want to read your TRON review!

James said...

No femmy Dyson commercials here in Australia. It's just a kick-ass hand held vacuum if you're into that kind of thing.