Monday, January 10, 2011

Product Review: T A G Glutamine


Ok Glutamine is important.... DONT ASK ME WHY... all I can say is now that Ive taken it for a while my body DOES look better. Its supposed to help muscle recover and build more back I guess. You take it three times a day. I take the powder in the morning and night and buy it in a pill form by any brand and take that immediately after my workout. Usually its flavorless and has the consistency of baking soda. This brand however is fruit punch flavored and its actually YUMMY. The packaging is refreshing too. In a world where pills are holographic, labels are metallic and the containers are neon plastic this "faux medicinal/ earthy" packaging with its tin lid and hagen daaz style photography stood out. I like photographs of berries, I see a nice photo of a berry and I think "GORGE YOURSELF ON THEM NOW" I think this because as a kid that is what I'd actually do when I found them around town in the various berry patches that would just be in completely random places like your friends backyard by the stream, or in the parking lot of the FOOT DOCTOR by your baby sitters house.. Dont get me wrong, I actually LIKE the SPLASHY JUICED OUT packaging on my other products and turn the labels out so I can see them as theyre displayed on the top of my refrigerator, there is something very super hero magic potion about them and I am clearly a WITCH and partial to a MAGIC POTION.
I love how now that its common marketing knowledge that a hard A is sexually appealing EVERY mens product is now a TAGG, TAG, AXE, MAG...but NOT fag! There is ZERO reason for this glutamine to be called TAG, what does that have to do with anything?!, its pure marketing. This product is probably just THIRTY FIVE DOLLAR KOOL-AID but Id recommend it. Its tasty, seems to work, though how could you ever know, and I like the packaging... So if youre looking for a glutamine and dont mind fruit punch flavoring I say go for it.

YES that is Morgan Fairchild seductively peering through my protein! My refrigerator is my wall of joy, reference, and inspiration. I recommend having one. It grounds you and brings you joy while establishing a clear sense of self and hope.... just sayin'

5 comments:

c3dancer said...

Trans-Alanyl-Glutamine or T A G

Braver said...

Thanks 4 share ur secrets! and yes glutamine is goood!

Braver said...

Thanks 4 share ur secrets! and yes glutamine is goood!

Miguel said...

I love the beard.

Lawrence said...

I bought a videotape of the best moments at the Academy Awards and there's a shot of Morgan Fairchild in the audience when she was at the peak of her beauty and she looked so jaw dropping gorgeous. Many people don't remember her night time soap opera Flamingo Road.