Sunday, February 27, 2011

I dont hate women!!! All I ask is that they be like this... Its practically nothing to ask for...


The Crazy Horse is my favorite place in the world. As a kid we had this book on Paris and I'd just stare at the two page spread of the women of the Crazy Horse. They were done up as horses with hot pink lights projected on them like welts. The Crazy Horse was also mentioned in the SEMINAL STRIP SONG by Motley Crue "Girls Girls Girls". The first time I went to Paris I HAD to see it. It was one of the FEW things in this world that I had built up in my brain for a lifetime that was NOT a let down... Thank you CRAZY HORSE!!!
The women are all natural, and cannot have surgeries. The magic is lost in Youtube because the theatre is a TEENY little space and you go in there and you get a bottle of champagne and you take in PARISIAN CULTURE, the ART De NU!. Next to Disneyland its the happiest place on Earth. The girl in the second act is a DUD, actually im surprised they shot her in the scene and the girl in the jungle scene, Ive seen others do it and do it better. The "I am a good girl" routine should be done by someone MEGA PERKY and wearing PEARLS... preferably a RED HEAD.... WHY? because that was the FIRST act I saw the FIRST time I saw it and it was a red head in Pearls, and now it ALWAYS has to be a mega perky red head in pearls or its just "off" in my book. Its like that thing that dads do in europe when they take there sone to an UPSCALE WHOREHOUSE and make sure he does it with an AVERAGE girl.. because its what hes gonna base everyone off of for a life time, so make sure the girl is nothing too specific otherwise you develop FETISHISTIC TENDENCIES and PARTICULARITIES that are too difficult for others to live up to.... I guess it make sense.

4 comments:

Sue said...

It is practically nothing! *cough*

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Holly said...

I "accidentally" went to the Crazy Horse with my boyfriend and his dad when I was 19. It blew my mind it is so cool. I didn't know that such a place existed. Putting on my pearls now.

Aaron said...

Promise me we will go there together someday darling...

M said...

Bless you for loving Crazy Horse! I've been fascinated with this show ever since I saw it on TV on a New Year's late night show. I think it's what Bob Fosse tried to do all his life, never with quite the same brilliance. It's got everything! If you enjoy that, I think you'd really dig this clip from a Rachel Brice Paris show. It's one of the most beautiful things ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqJsaqykhLo