Friday, February 18, 2011

We have all met this baby before....


My friend Tim shared this on facebook and mentioned how he used to date this baby, which is funny because SO DID I?! My first bf was an alcoholic, former crystal meth addict, Mexican who the police came looking for one day at my door YEARS after we had broken up?! HEY, Cut me some slack?!... It was my FIRST try?! Bfs are like BICYCLES the first few times you jump on one its its up in a TWISTED WRECK and the next thing you know the police are at your door and hes being escorted away with only his PRIZED WHITNEY HOUSTON CD.... yeah that happened for real, and he called the police... ON HIMSELF... Ooof!.... lololol that queen was too much?! Shes probably in the CLINK by now with 8 cholo boyfriends carving a voodoo portrait of me in the wall with a SHARPENED SPOON.... She owes me about 10 GRAND too... I'll gladly take that as an EARLY TERMINATION FEE.

4 comments:

Jim said...

LOL :)

thehomosocial.com said...

You see baby, I see Swedish midget... or at-least thats what I intend to tell the cops!

Funny stuff!

-Thehomosocial.com

David Mason said...

Swedish midget cracked me up!!!

Lawrence said...

The story about your first boyfriend reminds me of the story that Tab Hunter tells in his autobiogrpahy,"Confidential." He came home one day to find that his boyfriend had stolen all of his antiques. He sold everything and went on a trip around the world and had the gall to send him postcards from every port.