Thursday, April 21, 2011

Fair View Sues porny / nature blog is back UP

I dunno if you all know Sue but shes a heterosexual female who appreciates gay porn and mother nature. Which I TOTALLY admire. These are the kinds of open minds I wish Earth had more of! Her blog was down for a moment as she set it up on another server but its BACK. You can find it in my sidebar permanently or just click HERE.

I like this photo of Damien Cross because it looks like hes getting banged while ordering a large fry, strawberry milkshake, and a Whopper.... Id actually WATCH porn if it was someone ordering fast food while getting PORKED. Thatd not only be attractive on multiple levels but conceptually interesting. Like some freaky head trip where instead of saying " Oh fuck yeah, harder, fuck yes, youre the KING!" you can only say fast food items like "Oh Frosty, Yes Jr bacon cheese burger, FRIES < FRIES < LARGE FRIES, BACONATOR!!!" Ideas like that make for internet gold and thats why I make the big bucks..... Well ideas like that actually DONT make any money and I dont make the big bucks but Id like to live in a world where this was true, so let me dream a little.

3 comments:

DeepBlue said...

LOL ROTF. If only you could get big bucks for all the big laugh you provide to all of us....

Sue said...

Awww! Thanks so much for doing this! You are too sweet!

http://suefairview.com/

Sexy Beast said...

K so now I want to see a porn where Mr. Cross is getting banged, orders a cheeseburger and strawberry shake and then eats it whilst the top continues to go at it. Thanks. Never going to happen. :(