Friday, April 29, 2011

More REAL ART for you, this is not only a tour of Razzles "Castle" but unbeknownst to him, a tour of his MIND!!!

Razzle Dazzles Castle?! I just sat here and watched Razzle give us a tour of his TOTAL DOWNER castle. Im glad Razzle exists, hes major and has the balls to live his dream. Most peoples alter sex ego is a SLUT or BRUTE or GIMP or JOCK or DUDE or WHATEVER, what I think is interesting about Razzle is that his sex identity isnt scary or hyper sexual at all in fact his sex ego just wants to be EXCITING AND FUN. Which I find FASCINATING because it makes me wonder what kind of life or profession does this man have where FUN and EXCITING and COLORFUL are NOT ALLOWED... Is he STRIAGHT because NONE of those things are allowed if your straight.. Maybe Razzle likes pussy.. WHO CARES...Hes not cool, or exciting, or interesting, or funny, or sexy or smart in fact hes TOTALLY BORING, BUT in a fantasy world of his creation hes ALL those things and MORE in fact hes so major he had to be named RAZZLE DAZZLE as a WARNING!?! Holy SHIT, the native american who named him knew EXACTLY what was coming down the road before any of us did! Hes PURPLE with a TURQUOISE MOHAWK.. My favorite colors?!, a man after my own heart?! I JUST had two Exterface photos framed in metallic versions of those exact colors AND bought an oil painting of a purple panther ( Im assuming thats what Razzle is?) so were practically BROTHERS at this point. That suit you know had to be custom made and knew he was as particular about it as someone is designing their wedding dress or air brushing their muscle car. I wish Razzle Dazzle was my neighbor, but also NOT, because I assume he lives in shitty neighborhood in some horrible lonely place where someone who decorates with a Spider man wedding cake topper could afford a three bedroom home, and I do not wanna be THERE. Razzle Dazzle is a FIERCE DICHOTOMY. I kinda wonder if Razzle was allowed to be himself during the business hours, and exposed to the proper media that hed just be like the rest of us trannies at David Barton. I kinda feel bad for Razzle, for I think Im like Razzle Dazzle in REVERSE. I wear hot pink and purple on the STREET, designer kooky klothes for people as a job, dress up like a unicorn for the world to see, but then go home and walk around in boxer shorts... Razzle Dazzle and I are on opposite sides of the mirror...

3 comments:

wavingpalms said...

Razzle Dazzle brings up something I've been wondering about for a long time:

Ever notice that furries ALL seem to be hung up on a total Nelvana/Canadian animation kind of anthropomorphism? Why that, and not a CalArts kind of anthropomorphism, considering that CalArts grads have made so much more stuff? And presumably, most people grew up seeing much more of that than Nelvana? Yet furries all seem hung up on the Nelvana house style?

This crossed my mind some time ago, and this post thrilled me, because I thought you'd be the perfect person to bring it up to/ you would actually know what I was talking about...

David Mason said...

Id never realized it but it is true, and as a CalArts graduate youd think I would have?!
I dunno why its that style. I will say at Calarts there was this sorta hatred toward people into "manimals" it was like the dorks among the dorks. the animation kids were seen as total dorks but the ones into MANIMALS the Nelvana ( I dont know the term actually but I knew what you were talking about because all furries DO look the same and pull from the same styling) were like made fun of by those who were made fun of.
what I can say is that the manimal kids were the ones that were super inward and just seemed way more masturbatory and sexual, like the manimal kids were the most antisocial and i think there is something about being a furry and being mega anti social and needing that physical barrier of a furry costume to be more social, I can relate I do it with a hood to an extent, so some how I think theyre all just in the same loop. there must be like manimal artwork out there that became the most prevalent at first and it became "the look" kinda like ho a biker uniform and a harness used to be the look of fetish even though that made no sense, I mean what the fuck is a harness?! Why would anyone wear a harness, it has no purpose and from what I can tell is based off nothing but somehow became "the look" I assume this is the same thing....

wavingpalms said...

First- thanks for responding!

Yes, even though it's Not My Thing, I can totally understand what's maybe the root impulse of the furries... that part doesn't throw me. And I have no problem with them having A Thing, because I totally have A Thing (I've commented here before about your posts, yay for Thong Power! And I hope you make good on your threat about a line for Show Ponies! but anyway...)

What does confuse me, though, is the why/how/sociology of Why Nelvana, Furries? It's like all them, all at once, saw ROCK & RULE at exactly the correct instant of their psychosexual development and got scarred for life. And now, we're seeing a weird secondhand thing, where some of the Disney/CalArts stuff has gotten infected with it (those Goofy movies are totally aping the Nelvana LINE, but with CalArts COLORS).

You're right, too, about things becoming The Look. It's like when dinosaurs were over, and there was that weird period of mammals getting just freaky and bizarre, until things settled down and just turned into horses and dogs and stuff. Probably there was maybe four or five really prolific scribblers who were into that Nelvana house style and started dashing off totally formula 8.5x11 art and selling it at cons and posting it on deviantart, and suddenly, It's Just How Things Are Done, and then you've got the new generation latching on to it.

But yeah, glad I finally could talk about it with someone who understood what I was talking about...

(and yay for thongs! And do your DayGlo stripper show-off collection!)