Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Steroids are like a hot, bad boyfriend...


So.... I do NOT endorse the use of steroids for many reasons which Ive gone off about multiple times on the blog. The main one being they will NOT make you happier, BUT and its a very BIG JUICY LUSCIOUS ROIDY BUT, I have to be honest, Im doing a small cycle right now. Im only doing HALF of what anyone else would do because I know full well what its like to take a "normal" cycle.
Taking steroids is like a HOT but BAD boyfriend. On the mones you feel sexy, protected, manic, excited, youre constantly turned on, EMOTIONAL, youre having frenzied sex even though you dont like the dude, JEALOUS, risky, they get you into TROUBLE... HOT TROUBLE but its NO GOOD FOR YOU, and its very possible that you will end up with a BLACK EYE because of them. So because of this Im taking a half cycle, on a longer schedule. I dont need to be ape shit bananas and 30 pounds heavier only to turn into an emotional WITHERED old lady three weeks after stopping them. Thats one of the MANY curses of the SAUCE. If you do a standard cycle sure you get huge BUT its like Cinderella. It lasts for a very short period and when its over youre FUCKED and left with elevated estrogen levels to the point where all you wanna do is eat ice cream and watch murder mysteries on PBS because you RELATE to Miss Marples, when a week prior you were dreaming of wearing a suit of armor and attacking ARABS and DRAGONS while you lifted weights listening to the Dior 2006 fall winter runway soundtrack...

Im not sure where Im going with this but Id say if you MUST, and you probably shouldnt, do steroids do HALF of what anyone suggests because you may gain less but you'll also LOSE LESS and trust me you will still get results with HALF the KOOKERY that youd have to manage on a "normal" cycle.

6 comments:

Sue said...

Someday I will look like Miss Marple, and that is if I am lucky. DEPRESSING!!!!



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rashasha said...

I have been noticing a spike in 80's feeling posts - when you're on the sauce to you especially love the 80's?

The two (roids & the 80's) do pleasantly resonate.

Erik said...

I´ve been using roids for years and years, and I have always used only one fifth or even less of a "real" cycle doses. So of course I don´t look like a big bodybuilder, but even so I have slowly but surely gained about 35 pounds more muscle than I would have otherwise, with very few and attenuated side effects.

I find that this way suits my own purposes and if one isn´t planning to become an icredible hulk instantly within three months I think it´s a good strategy you´re pursuing!

gavin said...

Congratulations, Erik, for not going overboard with steroids and having a sane perception of your own body.

Your physique looks awesome, just perfect!

Ryan said...

Main question i have is how to get ahold of some roids? Do I need to see my doc or can I try to find a friend to hook me up?

Ryan said...

Main question I have is how to get ahold of some roids? Are they given by a doc or do I need to find a friend to hook me up?