Tuesday, May 17, 2011

News Flash!: MY ASS IS FLAWLESS!!!!!


I had my colonoscopy yesterday... no cancer!!! Hurray!!!! The process is easier then you think! SOMEHOW not eating for a day was totally doable... the no drinking after 10 was harder actually then the no eating all day. If youre over 40 or youve had colon cancer in your family then you should get one for sure!

6 comments:

Tullio said...

I'm not convinced... I insist on giving your flawless ass a thorough examination. I would obviously need to use different methods to be absolutely sure!

Erik said...

You forgot to tell us the most important part: did you have a hot male doctor and nurse do the procedure?

David Mason said...

Absolutely not! They were nice but hot... um NO!

JamTheCat said...

Already knew it, David. So totally obvious.

Blue said...

YAY!!

Blue said...

yay!