Friday, June 10, 2011

Elias Koteas... Id totally blow him.




Hes that dude that everyone has seen but nobody knows. I cant imagine you think hes hot, but I do. I have a fetish for this type of dude, but like all fetishes its VERY particular. I had to find out who he was by searching under "Zodiac" which I saw him in and though Im not a size queen he had a giant noticeable bulge in throughout the movie and I thought it was hot. People tell me I like balding old men, I do if they look like this, and I know why too. My dad had this friend called "Augie doggie" and he looked just like this and was almost like... FLIRTY?! Like he wasnt actually flirty but he just had this SEX APPEAL / CHARM... Maybe it was pheromones... Who cares, Augie was fuckin hot. I THINK I jerked off about Augie as a kid but I cant remember and I'd DIE if I saw him now because I KNOW he was NOT as hot as he is in retrospect. Receding hair means elevated testosterone which equals hairy body which equals oily skin, add brown eyes and a smoking habit and the sum is DAVID GETTING A BOTTOMY BONER.
I saw this Elias dude on the street once in front of my house and I was invisible... so hes not gay... Dude doesnt know what hes missing.

20 comments:

Doug said...

If you haven't already, watch him in David Croenenberg's Crash. I've loved him ever since I saw him in that.

David Mason said...

ah i saw crash a long time ago in the theatre.. i cant remember him though. Ill have to check it out.

Rico said...

Elias and Christopher Meloni got confused together by some before Chris was on the L&O franchise, and Chris was getting noticed on OZ.

Rico said...

Elias K would get confused with Chris Meloni by many,or vice versa, when Chris was first on OZ, and people were curios about his previous work, before he was on L&O SVU.

Joe M. said...

I used to think he was hot in Some Kind of Wonderful, where that first pic is from.

Sucker for Love said...

Ha! Bottomy boner?! Yoink. Totally stealing that.

Dan said...

Ummm...I totally have a thing for older, balding men, too. Something about them (well, not ALL of them, but you know what I mean) just makes me giddy! Like, sure, I'll take that - thanks! And if I see them at the gym...forget it, I'm like a 13-year old girl at a Disney concert.

AwareGBM said...

I can so relate. His look just says good luvin'. I have many types that catch my attention. This is one of them. I saw Chris Meloni while i was walkin down 8th and I blacked out for a few minutes. That receding hairline with a broad body....It just says real, whole and intense man sex the way it should be had.

dale wittig said...

I suggest you check him out in one of his early films, especially Atom Egoyan's The Adjuster, where he plays a sexually ambiguous insurance adjuster who is devoted to pleasing a diverse group of clients.

pearpenguin said...

Another must see is Atom Egoyan's 1991 film The Adjuster. Elias aims to please both his female and male clients as an insurance adjuster. He also gets it on with James Spader in Crash.

triryche3 said...

I've thought he was hot since he was Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Good pick Dave

Gay Geek said...

Yeah - as Doug said - Crash! He gets it on with James Spader! As much as I like good ol' Holly Hunter in that film - watching her and JS wasn't nearly as hot (though she did come with a great limp)!

Sandiboy66 said...

You described me, minus the oily skin. Come and get me!

gavin said...

He's one of those great character/supporting actors who go unnoticed, but we've all seen him in something.

LET ME IN, SHUTTER ISLAND, BENJAMIN BUTTON, ZODIAC and THE THIN RED LINE are his best movies. CRASH is a cult favorite.

I'm sure I'll be adding A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR CHRISTMAS to that list this year!

Can't wait ...

Luke said...

Def have to check out the adjuster. The crazy football field scene is memorable!

Cheshire Cat said...

I fell in lust with him when I first saw him in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". I was very much reminded of that when I saw him in an episode of "Saving Grace" (2.11) where he played a very sexy architect with a play room. Hot chest!

Leprechaunvict said...

He also has a small role in Apt Pupil- he plays the homeless guy that Ian McKellan murders for kicks.

Leprechaunvict said...

Oh btw The Adjuster is a fucking excellent film!

potrero said...

Almost everyone I date is balding, now that I think about it. I always thought a receding hairline was hot - nothing wrong with that!

Trickle Down BS said...

I like him too. The only thing I find that is not attractive is the fact that he has no lips...it is a slit across the face...but the hairless head is definitely a turn on.

saludos,
raulito