Monday, June 6, 2011

Im disappointed in myself for never watching "Murder She Wrote" ?!

I was never into it... How?! Looking at this photo it looks like the most amazing show ever?! Imagine if my doorbell rang and she was at the door?! Id be so happy! Id talk for hours about the curious AND SUSPECT behavior Ive seen in my building! I think if I paired up with this lady to solve crimes itd be the funniest thing on television!!! Can you IMAGINE... the HIJINKS?! The INTRO?! Ya know what, its too much for me to take! Forget I even mentioned it, because once these wheels start turning I wont be satisfied until its all come true!... and the FUCKED UP part is in order for that to happen I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO COMMIT A CRIME?! Just so we could solve it?! How fucked up is that?! Forget a tv show this needs to be a movie?! Harold and Maude meets Eyes of Laura Mars versus Dressed to Kill referencing Crimes of Passion?!?!?! I just made someone in the future a kazillion dollars ideas like this are BOX OFFICE GOLD... I think its BULLETPROOF the demographic for murder mysteries starring THE ELDERLY and PLEISTOCENE HOMOSEXUALS is VAST...practically endless. I can personally guarantee to pull in 9 people SOLID... thats at the premiere, and only if we promise free booze and popcorn and Skittles.
UPDATE!! I just woke up from a dream that I was on a bus with Angela and we were headed to ELVIRAS MINIATURE GOLF COURSE and we were all talking together but then I mentioned "Murder She Wrote" and she just tightened her lips and refused to answer and turned away and I thought .."Oooh I just committed SUCH a big faux pas!?"

6 comments:

JamTheCat said...

The Skittles is what sells it.

Eric Arvin said...

Brilliance!!

DeepBlue said...

Can you imagine Angela in a Slick It Up outfit?

David Mason said...

Oh I can...clear as crystal...which Angela sorta looks like shes on in this photo btw... I mean if I saw her on a Saturday night, or more like Sunday afternoon, on the streets of New York, with eyes like that I'd just think "ooooh gurls got a problem."

thegayte-keeper said...

This show scared me as a child.

Cheshire Cat said...

Murder She Wrote is available on Netflix online.