Thursday, August 18, 2011

The bitches back...


I have ZERO reason to be in a rotten cunt mood... but I am....??? I feel like I just woke up with unmitigated rage, like some suburban housewife. The kind that stare at you evilly at Disneyland when youre having a good time with your friends in line. The kind that say they drive an SUV because if they get into an accident they want to be the one that kills the other one and not the other way around- even though theyre the one causing the accident because of their inability to share and desire to unconsciously kill due to untapped deep rage... THAT kind of lady, whom I detest.. Maybe my natural hormones are kicking in again... My cycle was over July first and I have been a TOTAL NEUTER since.... but today I got the TEENIEST bit horny... so maybe its that.... but I feel like I need to just stay inside or Im gonna be a douche to someone. I didnt even go to the gym today?! Its THAT BAD!

10 comments:

Sue said...

OMG! That's a bit scary! Maybe you should invite someone over to beat up, or fuck. Whatever would work.

Sometimes when I drive my Jeep I feel that way...

http://suefairview.com/

Leprechaunvict said...

Well I'm in a bad mood cuz I'm having a long distance affair with someone I met on vacation and he's been ignoring me for two days! And I deserve it, and am being unrealistic about this all because I already have a boyfriend that I love, so I'm totally in the wrong and have no right to feel ignored-- which makes me even madder at myself in the end for being like this! I'm bummed out that cute long-distance boy won't talk as much as I'd like, and then I'm feeling like shit for allowing myself to fall for someone else, and all combined I feel like a lame angry teenage girl. Blah.

Stanimal5 said...

Maybe some Letrozole is in order? http://tnation.t-nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_training_performance_bodybuilding_gear/serm_and_ai_sticky

Robert Rumsey said...

Steroids are tired. Just cuz someone says their fierce doesn't mean it's true. That's just my 2 cents.

Lucien said...

yes bad mood - bu your butt picture is Awesome

Phillyguy said...

I think you need a nice big cup of coffee and a dessert treat. It'll do wonders.

gavin said...

K, Robert.

How about "Dave is fierce because he's honest, funny, has a gorgeously developed face and body and artwork that's both sharp and brave?"

I don't think the "steroid factor" has sunk him just yet ...

Robert Rumsey said...

EEEEwww...I didn't say David isn't fierce. I just said steroids aren't. I don't think steroids are fierce. I do think fabulous creative people like David are though. Don't get it twisted boo.

thegayte-keeper said...

LOVE the back!

Stanimal5 said...

Just like plastic surgery, steroids can be used tastefully, even therapeutically. But they require some planning, restraint, and the psychological fortitude to handle the inevitable "ups and downs."