Monday, September 12, 2011

Kate Capshaw sucks so hard BUT that doesnt mean I dont love this..


SWEAR TO GOD, I can do a full lip synch to the "words" of this song in their entirety. I memorized them when my friend had the CASSETTE of the sound track...
but OOOF... I mean that was the BEST Kate could do?! SNORESBERRIES! A gay 7 year old could serve it so much better?! I mean I was doing FULL SHOWS to "For your eyes only" as a gayby and they were about 17,000 times more entertaining then Kate and her ching chong shit spectacle... Im so jealous.... MARK MY WORDS, I WILL emerge from the mouth of a smoking dragon at some point in my life!!!!
p.s I WILL give her credit for wearing unmatching gloves.

3 comments:

Rudy said...

I never understood how they got 50 dancing chorus girls in that tiny nightclub.

Malibu Eric said...

David you speak the truth!!!! I guess when you are Mrs Steven Spielberg you don't have to try as hard. I think she was taking her chorine character too literally and not giving ANY sparkle. Love the song!

Gareth said...

that whole post would have been worth reading just for the phrase "ching chong shit spectacle".