Saturday, September 3, 2011

Wait a minute.. Thats a butt implant right????... I just discovered a fake butt is like a TREE FROG

Ive only seen a butt implant once and it came across as "off" because it didnt move when the guy moved. Like when he moved it was just like frozen. It reminded me of a CASH REGISTER DRAWER. It was bubbly but when his body moved the ass would just retain the same shape, and this ass isnt moving so its a butt implant right???
When I hooked up with the dude with the butt implants I thought I was going to be into it because I knew from the start it was an implant and I like big ass so why wouldnt it be hot???... but then when I saw it in the flesh, or plastic, it unconsciously sent a message of "Do not touch, something is very wrong." Like watching a contortionist you just have this KNEE JERK RECOIL. Almost a reverse version of how were unconsciously drawn to symmetrical faces because it supposedly means "healthy". This read as "Dont touch it its poisonous!".. much like a TREE FROG...

Then again maybe its not... I mean the legs are big.. and I think I may also be assuming its fake cause he looks Brazilian and a fake butt there is like a cultural institution.... BUT....Maybe its just a phenomenal ass and Im hoping its fake cause Im jealous?? Maybe I recoiled from the fake ass because I was actually attracted to it and that freaked me out unconsciously?? I cant tell and I shouldnt care either way... I really do have to go to bed
Maybe hes just a midget on mones.

UPDATE! I just had double confirmation that the butt is in fact real, hes good in bed with a great dick, and hes friendly!.... and that I am a envious twat.

5 comments:

Steve said...

You're right. God that's freaky.

James said...

It's hard to say just from the video; it does have a fake look about it. I guess the take-home message is probably that if you're someone who looks at the human form a lot, most cosmetic work (and I see a lot of plastic surgery) sets off the "something's wrong" response in your brain. I'm always surprised that so many people don't notice it.

Lucien said...

I don't care if it is fake or real if he would just put it in my hands for complete control and handling of it for a day or two !!!

Ben said...

I've never seen a fake butt to compare it to, but I agree it looks freakish & plastic. Too bad, because the rest of him is pretty amazing...

Phillyguy said...

I'm always amazed by butts like this. However, in certain races they are likely.

Here's another gigantic butt:

http://bigmuscle.com/getphotos.phtml?uid=133811&pid=3105162&me=big_muscle.phtml&ob=1