Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The gayness of my looks is measured daily...


As I walk home from the gym the crazy person who hands out cards for the strip club by me judges my ensemble and according to its level of gayness decides on whether or not to hand me a card. Today I got offered a card, which means Im doing something wrong, or right, depending on your taste level. I was wearing a semi baggy coat.. thats why. In order to look straight you have to look "comfy" and not wear anything fitted. If I walk by in a tank top I dont get the card...

3 comments:

JamTheCat said...

I like your pretty pony. I have a poster on my wall.

WineSentient said...

holy shit. That exact thing happens to me too. I walk past a strip club between work and the gym and almost everyday the girl at the door tries to give me a free entry, which I decline saying "I'm on the other team" and she smiles. Now I know why I occasionally don't get given a free entry flyer! You've solved one of life's little mysteries Mr. Mason. :-)

Man-uel said...

It's so true! Str8 guys are always wearing baggy clothes, even the ones with hot bodies...it's probably because they never try on anything before they buy.