Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Product Review: Sir Elton Johns Holiday Candle


YES, I do own and I am putting up for you, the court, to examine SIR ELTON JOHNS HOLIDAY CANDLE. My friend daniel is 30 but going on 79 and convinced me to go candle shopping which I knew was a bad idea but i went along anyways. I ended up losing my credit card in the process but before I lost it I bought this candle. Im not exactly a fan of Elton John, im not NOT a fan either, and I do love the "Im still standing" video, so Im willing to take a moment to consider his charity candle. Well the proceeds go to charity and believe it or not it actually smells REALLY NICE?! In my mind at least, but Im from "the country" so this type of woodland fragrance appeals to me. I woke up wondering "Why does my apt slightly smell of candy?!... I didnt binge eat "in my sleep" again did I?" No, for a change, it turns out I did NOT. It was just SIR ELTONS CANDLE on my desk. It comes in a dark purple glass with a gold crown printed on it. A TOUCH much, but I can appreciate that. It smells of PINE and Christmas candy and I actually love it. Its nice to have now because by the time Christmas is over I will be SICK OF IT so for now it was a nice purchase. Not cheap though, 38.00, which as far as expensive candles go IS cheap BUT 38.00 for a candle is RETARDED as youre basically BURNING MONEY, but as Daniel said "Its charity, and now your house wont smell like a circus!". NOT THAT IT EVER DID. YES, it LOOKS like a circus but it never smelled like one, except when I have multiple, mouth breathing, bodybuilderesque house guests. So I say if youre looking for a gift get one of these. The box is nice, it goes to charity, the fragrance isnt too powerful so its fairly innocuous, and its purple and Im partial to anything purple. You can buy one HERE and YES I actually took a moment to try and make it look like a french toy soldiers hat in this photo.

4 comments:

ger said...

I would have died if the soldier hat look was unintentional.

marqueda said...

You look hot in that picture!

Malibu Eric said...

I thought it was going to be a scathing review since the middle finger was placed so prominently.

David Mason said...

The middle finger was purely by accident