Thursday, November 3, 2011

Tawny Kitaens star turn that never was....


Perils of Gwendoline isnt worth watching in full but has MEGA RAD art direction at points. My house would look like this movie if I had my druthers.
And for those of you that dont know who Tawny Kitaen is she is most famous for doing COPIOUS SPLITS on a WHITE JAGUAR.... cause shes classy.

Looking back at the clips of Tawny turning it out I had to rewatch the parts where shes hanging out of the window while theyre driving to see if the car was really moving, and IT IS?! That is NOT SAFE TAWNY?! Get back in the car?! Nobody was sober in the making of this video.... Except for the hair stylist because that mane is TURNT! You know they gay doing hair was neither distracted by Tawnys cokey gestures or Dave Coverdales come ons ... and YES I said Dave Coverdales come ons... Dave Coverdale once bought my GAY FRIEND a SPEEDO at the ARGYLE HOTEL in LA and ask him to join him in the pool.. and Dave either offered or asked for head... my friend claims to have not taken the offer... I wish he had, for selfish reasons alone. Id just like to say "My friend blew Dave Coverdale... and hes a DUDE."

3 comments:

CoutureNeger said...

As bad as that movie was, I did like some of the costumes. Of course I had to take a moment and really admit that I was watching a hot mess, trying to be an actress, but once i got over that, I fell up into the costumes.

JamTheCat said...

I enjoyed the hell out of this movie, it was so wonderfully bad in so many ways. I think my favorite part's the chariot race. It's so deliciously looney and campy, and Brent Huff was cute -- especially when he's being forced to let himself be serviced.

Kurt Walters said...

I think the 2nd set of chicks needed to come into the arena with the butterfly wing shaped shields joined, or at least walking together so they formed a butterfly that splits....