Wednesday, January 4, 2012

I feel like writing something funny but I cant think of anything funny to say..


so Ill say something candid... because thats usually pretty funny.
1. I take bubble baths almost every day.
2. I often dance naked and do runway to music. This music almost always involves a panther roar or a whip being cracked sound effect.
3. I want a boyfriend but also dont want to have a boyfriend just because I want a boyfriend so I end up being uber analytical and psyche myself out before I even have a chance to meet a person. I also fear commitment so I get anxious if I start to become close to a person. Its also why I dont have any tattoos. I see it as too much of a risk to commit to something because I fear being hurt. I have an irrational fear of commitment equalling being DITCHED SOON AFTER. This stems from early childhood development and my parents getting divorced. I think I was super attached to my dad and then he was gone, so then I had this blanket I loved and then that got removed by my mom, then at about 5 I had a spider man hood which I used to put on and just sit in the closet, and now we have Slick It Up..... Its interesting.
4. I think the Amethyst crystal I got is actually working. I feel like I have a stronger sense of self perception. Ever since I cleansed it Ive been like uber "in touch".
5. Im so excited about RuPauls drag Race I could shit myself.
6. None of the animals in my house have a name, I think itd be rude to name them. Theyre not mine to name. Though I think the Zebra might be a Victor.
7. At the current moment im this weird combo of fat and skinny at the same time.
8. I eat at the same restaurant four nights a week.
9. I go to bed early.
10. I have never wanted to be a woman but I have wanted to be a third option. I think more people would like to be also, they just dont know there are more then two options.
11. This morning I jerked off to thinking about this dude I hook up with who is a TOTAL GORILLA but I thought of him not having a dick but not necessarily having a vagina... SO I was wondering If I could be a tranny chaser but not the chick with dick kind but a dude with a vagina kind?? Is this an option? I also wondered if this was a known concept if others would be too, which of course they would be because we do not think alone. The part that doesnt work or perhaps PROVES IT though is that I wouldnt be into a girl on steroids with her tits cut off. It would have to be a MAN, VERY HAIRY, with a vagina like hole but not a vagina. I wondered if this was available if more men would be into it. Yes I know there are a COUPLE guys like this now but I wonder if you had lets say 100 to choose from it would be a more common thing for people to want and because people have never heard of it they dont even know it could be something theyre attracted to. Like I wonder if we had more options wed have more "fits" between people. Like maybe people are frustrated because we just dont do/get what we want but instead just fall into the habits of masses and if we actually did what we liked (which is sorta impossible because of constant influence of others) we be a lot more happy? The future will have more sexes and then gender will be considered a primitive concept. I also think though we are souls inside these bodies because we want to feel what its like to have a "form", a body, and to experience the primitive concept..
12. Swear to god Im not stoned right now Im just naked post bubble bath, sitting here listening to Kate Bush, wondering "aloud".

15 comments:

wavingpalms said...

#11. You are not alone. This is an idea which has crossed my mind *ahem* from time to time *ahem* through, I don't know, like maybe my entire life? But which generally seems Just Too Weird for most people to wrap their heads around... Thanks a zillion for breaking the ice, heh.

JMS

Black Nyx said...

I totally resonate with your thoughts on gender. I often think that instead of 'space' that gender is the final frontier. I'm so ready for the whole gender binary concept to implode...

Lucien said...

Dave -your picture here is very GOod - Nothing but nice shot and nice image of your intensity as a man

Sue said...

Anything you can imagine is possible.
Just by thinking it, it becomes that much closer to reality. By writing it and sharing it with others, you find out if others share your interest. Limitless creativity! Powerful, huh?

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Stone said...

#7 I have said this my entire life. I feel like a skiny fat man. OR an old horse. I hear you brother!

Jim said...

Great post...candid is always intriguing with a side of funny :)
As for 2. Can totally see it and you need extra sounds for dramatic effect. 3. BF's are tricky...my motto for them "Live Close By, Visit Often". 4. I'm impressed you know about crystal cleansing :) 5. LOL (better than "scream, barf & die") 6. Very Zen 7. Good description of a too common dilemma. 8. Alone or with a group or a friend? 10. & 11. Very open-minded and good food for thought!

Malibu Eric said...

This tour de' essay is why I come to House of Vader everyday. A little truth, pain, comic relief and trying to define the human condition known as 'gay man'.

David Mason said...

Thanks for the comments guys AND SUE :) They mean a lot to me that people bother to read them :)

breeamal said...

Thank you, that was lovely.

Marc said...

Love the photo! Is that an homage to Maplethorpe or Kenneth Anger—I forget?

frankie said...

David, you make me what to jump up with pure joy!!!

Mathieu said...

Which restaurant do you eat at each day? Did you take me there?

I am working my way through a science fiction series known as "The Culture Series" which follows a utopian post scarcity society known as The Culture, whos citizens are, through their genetically modified bodies and limitless technology, at a thought able to change sexes, back and forth at will, and they do so quite casually at different point in their life. It made me think about how if it were really that easy, would a lot more people try being the opposite sex (or anything in between?). So, if technology made it possible (as in this series) then the barriers will collapse as you expect they will, but probably not in our lifetimes.

David Mason said...

i eat at Peters, its like an upscale Boston Market but barely a step up :)
If you come here again for any more time i PROMISE Ill treat you! :)

orlando said...

David,
Where did you get that "sickening" tee?

David Mason said...

i bought it on logo.com