Wednesday, February 15, 2012

My "conservative" new gym is a FETISH HOT BED!


You can THINK Equinox is more conservative then David Barton but its NOT. In my experience Equinox has been FAR more subversive. Today a conservative little man got on the hamstring machine and exposed his bare ass and hole through the VERY STRATEGICALLY place "tears" in his spandex shorts... this comes days after I saw a business man get undressed to reveal whip marks all across his back.... All of this is just GUERRILLA MARKETING!

1 comment:

Phillyguy said...

Was he conservative like George Costanza? Or conservative like George Stephanopoulos?