Tuesday, February 21, 2012

"Rough Trade" in Manhattan is very similar to a French Bulldog...


I have realized that every hot rough trade type of guy is just some chubby gay guys pet. I was at eating dinner at Peters last night, a slightly upscale version of BOSTON MARKET, and this hot thuggy rican was sitting by himself and then some old chubby queen with WEIRD HIGHLIGHTS sat down with him, and I just thought "ah ha". I seriously think because Manhattan is just too expensive to survive in if you don't have a good job that when you see a hot piece of ex con type of trade they're some old gays pet. It happens EVERY TIME. You see these guys that look like BOUNCERS or STRIPPERS or MURDERERS and then you see their cover blown by their older care taker and its a MAJOR BONER KILL because they go from being a stud to a BIJON FRISSE.
I think if you go to the outer bourroughs rough trade can live on its own or with its mother or grandmother, the kind I hooked up with always did?!, but in Manhattan this is simply not possible due to the high cost of living. This all makes me wonder, is this my future? I hope not, I mean it sounds OK but to be honest when Im old and chubby I think I want someone else old and chubby and funny and high energy and fun to hang out with, rather then someone who is hot and fresh outta jail and is gonna HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER after I don't give him his allowance. Whats interesting is I feel like taking in a "stray dog" is something I luckily already did, and I survived. My first bf was a drug addict alcoholic Mexican from LA. So Ive done the whole try and help somebody who sexy and hot and I learned THEYRE ALL GRIFTERS and there is no such thing as someone who just has BAD LUCK. Its a TRAP, they're "terminally unique" and they go from person to person with a hard luck story and RUIN YOUR LIFE two months after being super sweet and I feel like maybe with these chubby older gay guys this is the first time they've been able to get a sexy top dude ( though mine was a bottom?! I know i know why bother?!, I was 23 stop judging!) so they take them in and then the next thing you know they're DEAD AND ROBBED, and SADLY this isn't even a joke. It happened last year in the building behind me. This cute nice chubby gay dude took in this HOT DRIFTER and then next thing you know he's murdered and the guy is found in VERMONT trying to flee the country.
I tried to sneak pics of the dudes I was talking about in the restaurant but as I said, I DONT WANNA GET HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER, so the pics are shitty BUT you can see the hot rican trade on the right has a FIERCE PROFILE and you get a hint of that lean ripped kind of body that you get after a two year vacation at Sing Sing.

10 comments:

MikeyG said...

same shit in Palm Springs, David ;)

Malibu Eric said...

'terminally unique' is the description of the year.

Mathias N Oz said...

Happens even here in Kansas...

Jim said...

BIJON FRISSE...LOL...I love this entire post :)

Mathieu said...

I made it home by 12:30 local... overtired and still can't sleep?

ANYWAY I have some questions and comments

What is SING SING? Oh I just googled it!

Also I know it's probably a literary device but you said you WANTED to be hit over the head and then you did NOT want :)

Also maybe he's a rent boy? Were they getting along like a house on fire? I have chubby older friends whom I get nothing but great chats and insights from and adore the company of. But then I'm not exactly rough trade!

There is PLENTY of that here in the Bay Area I have to say. I almost met one from San Juan on grindr but chickened out... scared of that hammer I guess

Kurt Walters said...

Bang Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head... do-bee do bee!

Malibu Eric said...

Also I'm very curious as to what the Manhattan age of 'old' is?

Man-uel said...

It's sad to see this happen. Someone that's successful and rich should not lower themselves to these types of solicitors. I guess it all comes down to self esteem. As for the "terminally unique" rods, get a job, got to college and het an education. It's possible to be hot and successful!

Lucien said...

Man-uel - yes its possible to be hot and successful - that is evidenced in our Dave here . So your comments ring true

Dave Clark said...

It must be an epidemic...Seattle suffers from the same problem too.