Monday, April 30, 2012
Options in Paradise....
I just returned from a trip to South America, which I had never been to before. I traveled through Argentina and Brazil starting off in Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires is sorta like that part in Bladerunner when they visit the toy makers house.HERE (we didn't do a bike tour). From Iguazu we flew to Rio. Rio is kinda exactly what'd you'd expect but NOT AS CHEAP and EVERYBODY HAS BRACES. There really are tons of good looking people. Like how I said Buenos Aires the people were generally fine, Rio is generally SEXY. The city just genuinely has this genetic mix where you happen to get A LOT of HOT guys, if you happen to like the dark and handsome type."Relax" by Frankie goes to Hollywood (the New York Remix) and it was VERY HARD withstanding the urge to put one hand on your hip and SIP A COCONUT with the other and SERVE A RUNWAY CLOMP down the beach. It was a nice to surprise to find that there are NO tourist shops. I actually wanted a skanky RIO t but it didn't exist, I guess thats just not a Rio thing... HUH WHO KNEW?! I didn't go to any bath house or anything ,though everyone recommended, it as they say its all hot straight guys selling themselves but I just wasn't in the mood for whatever reason. I don't like the idea of having to pay personally. I went to the big club, The Week, that was fun too and managed remarkably. I ate at Porcao which I highly recommend as it was the best meat Id ever had in my life, or CLOSE TO IT, and it was ENDLESS. They just keep coming to your table with it piled on these swords even when you have the "NO" sign up on your table that they give you to signify to the waiters if you'd like MORE or LESS meat. Sadly my time in Rio was NOT AS ENDLESS AS THE MEAT and I had to get back to New York, just like I have to get back to work here now. If you have any questions about hotels, guides, restaurants etc just hit me up :)
Posted by David Mason at 1:20 PM