Monday, July 2, 2012

I think gays vibrate at a higher frequency...

I was walking down the street the other day and I realized "OH, thats part of how you can always spook a gay out of a crowd?!" Its not just the obvious signifiers, the mannerisms etc. Its the FREQUENCY OF VIBRATION. I dunno how you would prove it but as I walked down the street I was watching this gay walk past me and I thought "That queen is just VIBRATING at a frequency different then straight people." Not that there is a UNIVERSAL CATCH ALL but I would put money that if you could prove it somehow this theory would hold up. Its why in a photo you can't tell a gay but if you were standing in line at Disneyland you could just point them out like red apples on a tree, the invisibly frequency of resonance!

2 comments:

Lucien said...

Professor I think you've got it - I really think you've got it !!

wolveriner said...

It's so true, I decipher if one is gay just by their voice or when I look at them walking and they don't even need to say anything.