I just got back from Germany, France and the UK.. Happy to be back...

Im happy to be some place I can order food and not feel like a dunce. Austrian Airlines served me the best roll I ever had in my life, it was pretzel flavored. My friend Bradford from Fab.com was nice enough to comp me the business class ticket to Europe! It was nice to live like him for a moment! Oktoberfest was cute, although waking up at 7 a.m to get a table in a room full of what I felt to be conservative homosexuals didn't kill me and I left by 11 a.m as I don't like drunks though Im not judging, its just not my thing. I see beer as a LIQUID CARB and as a lost opportunity to eat a pretzel. Id have more pics if my phone didn't jump out of my pocket and into the Seine as I crawled onto a boat.