Tuesday, December 18, 2012

I bought a couple pairs of "No Show" 2xist underwear...

Yeah its NO SHOW cause when you put it on its like you have the fiercest tuck ever?! I bought it cause they were only 5 dollars at the Saks Fith Avenue store at Woodbury Commons and i don't like how when i wear basketball shorts your dick head shows and it just annoys me cause I hate my dick drape, or better yet LACK THERE OF, so I thought the idea of no show undies sounded nice but these are so tight I could put on a pair of leggings and do a fierce drag routine! Ill keep them on and maybe they will break in or something.... Im also back on synedrex so maybe a fierce drag routine is in order because I CANNOT TYPE FAST ENOUGH and if the right song comes on the radio Its gonna get nuts in here.
These are from Koala Swim, but this is what the 2xist feels like, which I give points to for creating their own wackadoodle fetish wear. I totally get/ appreciate it. Id love to see like a super bulgy round and moundy bodybuilder in this... Like a Skye Woods type thats all mega muscle pussy... with bunny ears on would be nice too... or cow horns and a bell. I wanna either be a cow or fuck a dude dressed like a cow.. but he'd have to be like 225 minimum and like 5 10"

6 comments:

Jim said...

:) The quality of 2xist has gone downhill, I've noticed, AND THEIR POUCHES HAVE BECOME SMALLER AND TIGHTER...I switched to Calvins when I but new underwear now.

Malibu Eric said...

Congratulations, I rarely do an honest to goodness spit take when presented with a surprise image. Well played sir!

Sue said...

I think the hang of your dick is just fine, based on the photo of you as a unicorn. Please don't pick apart your appearance to this level. RELAX! Really, nobody notices but you. You are a very handsome and desirable man.

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M. said...

I thought Synedrex was banned, do you know anything about that? Because i was planning on picking some up when in NYC in January.

David Mason said...

nope you guy buy it online or at evas on 8th st

Ryan said...

I thought they were called no show because they didn't hang out the back of the waistband of your pants? Not because the camouflaged the head of yr dick.