Thursday, February 21, 2013

OMG I JUST BLEW SPIKOR!

SWEAR TO GOD, I went on a date last night with this dude that Id had one date with before and thought he was nice, sexy, and for a change a TOP. I honestly didn't realize until we hooked up that I had not been fucked since JUNE.... NO WONDER WHY IM INSANE?! Well we go on a second date and were just like doing the usual getting to know you routine and the subject of He-Man comes up and he's like "Oh let me tell you a funny story about He-Man." He proceeds to tell me how he entered this contest as a child to draw a new He-Man character and he drew this guy with SPIKES all over his body holding a trident and MY EYES MUST HAVE WIDENED LIKE DISH PLATES BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT HE WAS GONNA SAY... He fucking won, and he's the kid who invented MY PERSONAL FAVORITE character other then Skeletor which was SPIKOR... I LOVED SPIKOR... I probably asked god if I could marry Spikor at one point. He was buff, PURPLE with TURQUOISE chest spikes, a red belt, and a NEON ORANGE SPIKEY CLUB.. COLOR THEORY!!! He was AWESOME, fetishy, tough, colorful... MY KINDA DUDE... anyhow after he said that and talked about how he got a He-Man Tent, a phone call from Mattel, and a bedspread for his winning creation we went back to my place and I BLEW HIM LIKE HE INVENTED POPPERS!!! I am really not into sucking dick but I sucked that fucker with A LIFETIME OF GRATITUDE! The back of my throat is still a little sore... OMG I can't believe I just had sex with Spikor!?!?!?.... OMG This basically makes ME SKELETOR... AHAHAHAHAHAH DREAMS COMING TRUE!!!! I serious had JUST bought a t shirt with Skeletor and Panthor on it the day before yesterday too.. There is something in the STARS! Maybe these crystals I bought work?!... Next stop SNAKE MOUNTAIN!

5 comments:

Jim said...

:) once again, where is the "like" button for Blogger. Glad it was a great date.

Lucien said...

Its those color filled crystals for sure they bring magical karma - I am so pleased to hear

Stanimal5 said...

Can't wait to hear how your date with the guy who invented Fisto goes.

JamTheCat said...

Oh, Dave...I live vicariously through you...

rashasha said...

I've got to get my chubby little hands on some of these magical crystals! It's all about keeping the gorgeous vibrational energy surrounding you!