Saturday, April 6, 2013

I missed Rupauls Drag Race last week so my review will be BRIEF being I only caught the last five minutes of Untucked...

Yes, I know, HOW COULD I MISS IT? I was traveling that day so the timing just fucked me over. I did however catch the last five minutes of Untucked. This was a latin inspired episode. I missed the entire thing but appreciated all of their outfits as I thought they were joyfully stereotypical and on point. Making fun, but celebrating at the same time, is very hard to do so when its done well its quite special. It shows nerve, keen perception for details, and an ability to manipulate the finer points of whats "right/wrong" which shows intelligence because if you can it means you're able to look deeper and beyond the surface and see whats really going on and that of course is something savvy homosexuals excel at being we have to do it from about 4 years old on. In fact its basically the fundamental structure of CAMP, which is why camp is so much smarter then KITSCH. Camp is the outside looking in Kitch is just making fun of the obvious without being able to see the world from the outside. It makes us giggle and if you don't like it just think about the last time you laughed at something and I'm willing to bet it was at someones expense so before you complain consider that you're just being a brat because its about "you" and maybe you should make an effort to laugh at yourself because you'd be happier. That said Alyssa, who seems to be IMPRESSIVELY INCAPABLE of having a REFLECTIVE SELF, got the chop?!?!?! WHAT?! I had dinner with Ru the day after and I told her she was going to be WALKING HOME WITH A LIMP, she laughed but just wait, it takes a while for the CHARTREUSE ACID I poured on her brake line to take effect. I missed the show, missed the tele novella challenge in which Alyssa supposedly did a rotten job, and missed the lip synch but from the two seconds of it I saw in Untucked it looked like a very very close race. Coco won... I don't have much to say, I trust Rus judgement so Im assuming Coco should have but I woulda LOVED seeing Alyssa DEFEATING HER YET AGAIN. Im guessing Alyssa is the one coming back as one character is brought back per season so far, and if it is, ITS GONNA BE GOOOOOOOD!

2 comments:

Joel said...

You missed it? Don't they have DVRs in NY?

Phillyguy said...

^That's what I was thinking! Comcast or Fios ON DEMAND! Anyhoo, as much as I wanted Alyssa to stay, she was too simple a gal with too few tricks in her bag. I've adjusted my prediction -- Roxxxy said she was going to bring it and I think she will, Jinkx definitely and I still think Alaska's got what it takes. Coco will be her own worst enemy in the end.