Thursday, May 9, 2013

Rupauls Drag Race Finale Review....

I would like to simply post the picture of Deetox in Black and White Drag and THATS IT as though THATS ALL THAT MATTERS, but Ill address the rest even though in comparison to that look it just seems pointless. Oh and Raja looked awesome too, wish she had more camera time. If Deetox had walked on the set first thing, first episode in this Black and White effect she would have won or AT LEAST been top three. I feel like Absolut won't give the $$$ to someone who has done porn and Deetoxs only flaw was her disinterest in meeting anyones needs, aka a "bad attitude". I so HAVE BEEN DEETOX it was called MY TWENTIES. At that age your still too angry to even consider realizing that you HAVE to meet people half way at least SOMETIMES or you're just gonna be the witch in the castle which I KNOW SOUNDS PERFECT and believe me ITS GREAT, but its lonely and if you start that role in your 20s you're fucked because nobody will want to work with you which/witch is the key to success. I think I wanna transcend from lonely Castle Witch to Skeletor in Snake Mountain, he at least had a table of friends to share with aka YELL AT. Maleficent just has A CROW, I have two wolves, two zebras and a giraffe and Im still lonely so I know the company of animal familiars is FIERCE but its LONELY...I need a Beastman... I think. I dunno Ive wanted a Beastman for a while, maybe I need something else and Im not getting it. Anyways, enough about me and back to the show. As Im sure you know Jinkx won... eh. I thought she was acting WEIRD at the reunion and I didn't like this new "professional" identity, it was too CANNED and forced and not funny even. Her store bought dress with butterflies applied annoyed me. Cant she at least try harder? Ru looked great as always and the hair was killer, no surprises there, but her hosting ability is the real stand out. She should be doing the Oscars. I wish Alsaka would have won, I actually wish Deetox would have been a little more wise and known that to win you have to be nice sometimes too because I wanted her to win but Alaska was my second choice and totally deserved it more than jinx (spelled wrong as a twatty dis- I'm a little bitter). I think looking back people will just go Jinkx... REALLY? ps. Skeltor has a HOT DENTIST?! I stumbled across this while looking for Skeletor at his table pics.

1 comment:

Phillyguy said...

Alaska should have won and I wonder if she did not because of her relation to Sharon Needles. I agree, David, Detox had the potential to win it but as I've noted before, she seemed to lose focus. How could someone do that eye popping black and white drag, but in retrospect wore those banal looks such as the candy couture outfit, the sombrero capri outfit, and that kooky jelly fish outfit to name just a few?