Friday, September 6, 2013

Did I already write about how youre not supposed to do the Vagina Machine??? and why equinox Gyms need to be abandoned.

I cant remember if I already mentioned this but STOP DOING THE VAGINA MACHINE! The HIP ADDUCTOR, or better known as VAGINA MACHINE in my world, its a TRAP! I used to do this as part of my secondary leg set every week and I started getting this intense knee pain and couldnt sit in a chair and had to extend my leg when sitting etc etc. Well someone at the gym told me theyre actually trying to get rid of those machines all together because they do more harm then good and you do not need that muscle on your body, the one that runs from your knee along the inside of your thigh to your groin to be stronger or tighter, in fact doing so cause tightness which causes knee pain. So I stopped and the knee pain which I couldnt get rid of went away. Ps I apologize for complaining a lot lately. I sorta dont know what it is, the end of summer? Coming off the mones? I dunno?! But Ive just been GRIPEY lately. I say that because I wanted to write this. I think Equinox "gym" sucks and is not fierce. It was goodish before because it was clean and had nice amenities BUT theyre NOT that clean anymore. In fact here is a pic I took of a MONSTER BUG walking across the gym floor which is covered in hair. The design of the gyms are REALLY VERY BAD. They all look like DENTISTS OFFICES. Theyre neither cool in design NOR do they get "street creds" for being "real" gyms. What they are is comfy little offices that their clientele is used to... barf. Their clientele is very WOMAN heavy and thats TERRIBLE FOR A MAN. Lifting weights is poo pooed and straight women have the worst manners in the world and this is displayed at the gym in SPADES. Oh, you wanna just drape your towel on this piece of equipment while you text on a completely other piece of equipment and then put your water bottle on ANOTHER piece of equipment while you USE NONE OF THEM???... BY ALL MEANS YOU HORRIBLE SELFISH CUNT PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME! YOURE A WONDERFUL NON SELFISH PERSON!, AND YET YOU WONDER WHY YOURE A DIVORCE' AND NOBODY WANTS TO FUCK YOU, YOU RANCID OVER PRIVILEGED SOW?! My contract isnt up with them till January, or I would have left by now. I now train at a SHITTY gym with a great trainer who costs HALF of what they do at Equinox and hes hot (which no trainer at Equinox is) and hes NICE and hes the two time World Champion of Kick Boxing so fuck you Equinox go be corporate and beige and shitty somewhere else. Youre just not a good gym... and your heavy dumbells smell like BROCOLLI AND CHEESE! No lie, go stand by them!

7 comments:

Joel said...

LOL! But Dave, I see quite a few roidtards at my gym who behave just as cuntishly as the women you describe.

Jim said...

What kind of monster bug IS THAT?!? If it's a new strain maybe we should call it an "equinox bug" :)
Working in retail, I know EXACTLY what kind of "non-selfish" selfish white woman you are talking about, LOL.
On a side note, I appreciate the knee news because I've been having mega problems with mine for the last 3 weeks. (Rx appt Monday about that).

JamTheCat said...

Don't mess with The Dave!!!

Phillyguy said...

That bug is a house centipede, though I've never seen a white one. They move as fast as roaches, have a hundred legs, look the same coming as they do going and can climb walls! Thanks for getting the word out about the adductor machines! I think I damaged my adductor ligament(tendon?) using that machine!

Kurt Walters said...

I have been SO WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THIS... ! Took us only 6 months to hate Equinox, and when you joined a while back, I thought.. no, serious? Plus you LOVED Astor Place, She's gonna HATE IT, at some point I kept thinking! But you seemed happy... and the main problem is that it's basically a fancy Lucille Roberts or Curves. Btw... that's a centipede, ew.

Kurt Walters said...

I have been SO WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THIS... ! Took us only 6 months to hate Equinox, and when you joined a while back, I thought.. no, serious? Plus you LOVED Astor Place, She's gonna HATE IT, at some point I kept thinking! But you seemed happy... and the main problem is that it's basically a fancy Lucille Roberts or Curves. Btw... that's a centipede, ew.

REspin86 said...

I can clearly see you held back.