Thursday, September 19, 2013
My grouchy, bitter, jealous, angry, yet SEMI WISE ass is over seeing queens post this pic of whats his names kid. Its basically DRAG..man drag.. I do it all the time!
So many queens are posting this pic and I am NOT FALLING FOR IT! This photo has so many tricks in it its basically DRAG. Its man drag. 1. All men look good squinting (blue steel, dont think he doesnt know this. Its no "casual pose") 2. The cigar in the mouth (unlit mind you... annoying) makes the jaw bigger and stretches out/tightens the face while simultaneously allowing for that squint face to be made. 3. The arm across the belly blocks the fold in the belly from where hes sitting yet shows the part without the fold insinuating the rest is flat, which it isn't. No matter how ripped you are there will always be a fold in this position. 4. The rolled up sleeve features the most muscular/hard part of his arm but covers the bicep and shoulder which does not appear very developed but the draping adds size to both. 5. The open shirt at the chest HINTS at a pec but then also covers it, its more like a FOLD and that shirt may as well be taped to the chest like JLos dresses. Its NOT CASUAL. 6. He has a good ear and magical nose. I pull these same stunts when taking a picture BUT there is a difference. Because hes straight gays think this is REAL... THIS IS NOT REAL. I mean it IS REAL, but its as REAL AS US.
Posted by David Mason at 11:07 PM