Weve reached the point where the show gets good. We got rid of all the weak ones and are left with the stronger personalities and have stronger relationships with the contestants now so we have a stronger reaction to the show. Unfortunately for me, at this moment, Im just not that connected. Im sad about that. Im sorta not really into anyone. I feel its because everyone is just too self aware and aware of the flow of the show etc. Im just not surprised. Its an interesting thing going on thats hard to explain. Going into the show I was really excited about Courtney Act but instead of being into her Im just sorta sitting here thinking shes cool, shes funny, shes correct, so why am I not into it?! Its an interesting thing about fame and popularity I guess. I think because there was so much hype about her I thought I was going to be really wrapped up in her but instead Im just sort of seeing a well trained and talented actor on stage and Im just sorta like "Ok, shes good." but Im not so impressed because I EXPECT IT OF HER. I think her notoriety sorta ruined the surprises. I sorta feel like its having Kylie Minogue on stage with them. Like of course she has good costumes and of course she can sing, its her job. You know what it is, there is no DISCOVERY with her so there is no surprise. I cant say one bad thing about her, I like her a lot actually and if she was unknown shed be received with much more accolade but unfortunately I didnt expect that my expectations would get in the way of appreciating her. If she was an unknown from Minnesota Id be blown away.
Someone I appreciate a little more is Adore. Yes I still dont think she belongs in the final three because she doesnt even seem like a real drag queen with her TOTAL NEGLECT of ever finishing a complete look, shes pretty but HALF ASSED but at least she seems a little bit more real as a person. Its that La kind of "real" where theyre honest about being fake so in turn thats real? Do you get what im saying? Its not like "texan fake" where theyre nice but they hate you, in LA everyone is in on the fake of it all and you say things that you dont mean as a way of being NICE.Its hard for people from outside of LA to understand but I get it as I went to college there and appreciate it. Its like the TOTAL OPPOSITE of my friends from Russia. In Russia they think its RUDE to be "nice" because its fake but in La if youre not like that youre considered a RUDE DICK. If I had to pick one Id do LA, yes it can be tedious but if you disagree go to any Eastern Block nation and youll see how that "realness" gets ROTTEN REAL FAST. Im a pretty nice guy and in Prague I yelled through the door at this horrible rotten evil maid and called her an IDIOT CUNT because she was so unfriendly.. I dont think I ever felt the need to scream IDIOT CUNT at anyone in LA.. oh but wait then theres LAGANJA...
Laganja may not be a human being. I think shes a parrot. She says words but its not like they even forming sentences. Its like how a parrot says things but it doesnt know that its even a WORD, its just repeating a SOUND and thats what Laganja does. Laganja is a tranny parrot left in the dressing room and it picked up all the slang and now someone let that parrot out of the cage and its just flying around ACTING FUCKIN WEIRD. Shes kinda fascinating and theyre smart to keep her around because now I wanna see just how insane shes going to get! My friend wants to use her as a study in cognitive theories. Have you ever seen a BAGGY bodysuit?! In the hip hop challenge there was NOTICEABLE GATHERING in the crotch of her bodysuit?! CROTCH WRINKLES ARE NOT SEXY. Speaking of wrinkles, can I also address Laganjas face? Im not saying this to be mean but she has chronic pot smoker face which is this THIN SKIN FOLD between the cheek and the nose. Chronic pot smokers beware, everyone I know who is one has this feature its never been addressed as far as I know. Its sorta like their face is waxy and melting. Its almost like facial wasting but not. I know when I smoke pot the next day I look DOG FACED and DROOPY and I think if you smoke pot non stop you just get this saggy face but I dont get where the THINNESS to the skin comes from. I dont need to go on about her face anymore, I dont want it to be a read.
Speaking of reading this episode was the READING portion of the show. I thought this was the best reading section yet albeit the most edited. Darriene was the best and thats an achievement with Bianca the "insult comic" being there. Laganjas reads were the predictable nonsensical words fused together to ALMOST FORM SENTENCES and Ben de la Cremes jokes were SO BAD. A read needs to pertain to the person youre reading, it cant just be a random insult that could be applied to anyone which a few of them relied on.
The runway was glazed over again and was confusing so there isnt even much to say, but can I at least ask for a HEADER across the screen with the theme and can the contestants at least CONSIDER THIS THEME?! Why am I seeing 60s looks, 40s looks, bondage ensembles and cocktail dresses shown as a supposedly cohesive group?
The 90s Rap challenge was entertaining. Milks "If your looking for a dude or youre in the PREGGERS MOOD" lines were FIERCE though lost on Trina and Eve. I think they were insulted and I cant blame them because the joke is basically about STREET FOLK irresponsibly MAKIN BABIES but I thought it was funny. The word PREGGERS I love because its so REVOLTING and perfectly encapsules my feelings on pregnancy. Im grossed out by it and preggers or PREGO makes me think that her stomach is distended because its full of TOMATO SAUCE....ahhhh Im gonna throw up!
Poor Milk... This week the Milk expired :( We liked Milked and were sad to see her get the chop. I appreciated her presence. I wanted her to be a little more SHARP and a little more polished so I cant blame Ru for giving her the chop but I could name three others to go before her. She wasnt winner material but she was interesting.
I hated Rus Dress but was super happy to see her wearing the Slick It Up Sequin Hoodie for the rap challenge!! YAYAYAY!
Oh I forgot about the Lipsynch! I said this before Trinity is quiet and shy and when backed into a corner by Bianca and asked "What exactly are you good at?" she couldnt answer but you know what she can do WIN THE FUCKING LIP SYNCH. I would LOVE for Trinity to be sent to the bottom two EVERY SINGLE EPISODE from here on and to beat every single contestant! THEN she could say "Oh and Bianca to answer your question "What can I do successfully? Now I think you know the answer." THAT would be a great underdog/show story and I think if that happened peoples perspective on her would be dramatically turned around. That said the song favored Trinity so much more then cracker ass Milk, though Milk really did make an effort and I commend her for trying. I would be SO FUCKED to have to compete in 90s hip hop challenge.
Oh I forgot. I was watching the Fashion Ruview of the show that Raja and Raven do each week and look at the rotten... mistake???... they made on Bianca Del Rios name ahahahahahahah! thats funny!