Thursday, April 24, 2014

The New Gym Swim Shorts are very perfect.

Made of very stretchy comfy spandex, and fully yet comfortably lined, these shorts are super flattering AND they have a back zip pocket and gold plated Slick It Up logo. They can be worn as shorts or a swimsuit and are basically perfect.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Rupauls Season 6 Episode 10 review.

Adore referenced Pete Burns. I now like Adore. Straight peoples presence is tedious to me. Jocelyn as much as I like her actually isn't so interesting as an entertainer. Darienne dies next unless they provide us with a shocker and Courtney goes home. Bianca wins the whole thing. Im fine with that. Not my favorite season, too over produced and I'm not wowed/captured by any of the queens. Im more excited for season two of All Stars. I like All Stars much more, as I already have relationships with the queens. Im not interested in spending the time on the 6 episodes with the annoying queens who don't matter anymore.


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Maybe thats why this was such a brief review. I couldn't stand that skinny ass retarded faggot acting like he was a "MAN". Can we all just make it super clear if you have a problem with the concept of homosexuality you are a HOMOSEXUAL YOURSELF! I don't waste my time with most straight people because I see many, not all of course, of them as "entry level humans" but the idea of heterosexuality doesn't bother me BECAUSE I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH MY SEXUALITY. I could not give a shit about what someone wants to fuck. If you have a problem with gayness its because YOU YOURSELF ARE GAY. Let makes sure THE ENTIRE WORLD knows this so we can all stop dealing with this fake ass bizarro world backwards cover-up bullshit. Straight men do not care about gayness, they could not give a shit. A GAY GUY trying to deal with his sexuality while living in straight culture does though. If you open your mouth against homosexuals you've simultaneously OUTED YOURSELF AS A HOMOSEXUAL.

Friday, April 18, 2014

The Clear Orange Gel Jacket is perfect for Spring / Summer!

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The Easter Bunny was a child molester.

Ok So my mom was a probation officer where I was from in upstate New York. She seemed to have a very friendly rapport with her clients as when I was a kid and we walked around the mall strangers would randomly say "Hi Holly!" and I would know they were on probation and my mom was their officer. Well one day my mom was walking by the Easter Bunny palazzo and the Easter Bunny says "HI HOLLY!" and waves. My mom was a little startled and of course couldn't tell who it was so she asked who it was. He said "Its Larry!" ( I dunno is real name) My mom suppressing her total shock was like "Larry Bla Bla Bla?" and he was like "Yeah Larry Blah Blah Blah , I got a job!" My mother feigned a smile, immediately went home, and called the mall management because Larry Bla Bla Bla was a convicted CHILD MOLESTER?! My mom couldn't believe it for the obvious reasons. One being she couldn't believe the child molester didn't think there was anything that might be a red flag about working as the Easter Bunny and two being she never would have known if he didn't say "Hi" kind of proving that he wasn't even aware as to why he might be interested in getting a job as the Easter Bunny and why this was not exactly a good fit for him.

Models are stupid.



For models they sure could learn a thing or two about posing. Nobody will book you if you can’t sell the clothes. I don’t care how young or how thin you appear to be, the bottom line is “Do they sell the garment?”. Go back to Barbizon baby woman, your poses are atrocious.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

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Jozlin

Its JOSLYN not JOCELYN! There is a HUGE DIFFERENCE in that TINY change. Jossy is not a Jah-suh-lynn, she's a JOZLIN. JOZLIN FOX only one X. She aint fancy, she's not all uppity and stuff, she spent her money on BIKINIS and FROSTED LIPSTICK not LETTERS. This aint Wheel of Fortune its Rupauls Drag Race!

Ever wonder what happened to that little kid at the beginning of Paris Is Burning?



Well now he's Alyssa LaPerla

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Rupauls Drag Race Season Six Episode 9 review

Wow, well Im off my mini mone cycle and Im so much happier?! I wake up NOT ANGRY?! Trinity K Bonet got the chop and I'm like "Well she lost fair and square." I mean even on the mones I am obsessed with fairness but on a cycle Id be ANGRY about it. Id really be upset at the fact that TRNITY SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN THE BOTTOM TWO?! and how it was a TOTAL RIP OFF that she got put there when it VERY CLEARLY should have been Joslyn and Adore not Adore and Trinity and how this season is the MOST RIGGED ASS BULLSHIT SEASON WITH WAY TOO MUCH SHITTY OBVIOUSLY FRAUDULENT EDITING YET but hey, WHO CARES were all here for a good time right?! I mean why would anyone be upset over BEN DE LA CREME, who's talents are best served at a REN FAIRE, being saved but the soft spoken, beautiful, under dog who is up against a bunch of privileged white bitches- besides Bianca, Trinity gets thrown to the wayside? Its not about being fair is it, its about ENTERTAINMENT!, and who could argue that the uncomfortably diminutive Ben De La Creme who rips off her costumes from the Thierry Mugler follies and PRETENDS LIKE SHES AN ORIGINAL gets to stay despite being crushed by Darienne Lake? Her copying this costume but making it a FLY instead of a BEE explains so much about Ben and why I don't like her. SHE DOESNT GET IT. The entire concept of that outfit works because its a sexy lady that can STING YOU. Its DANGEROUS BEAUTY, the MOST APPEALING form of attraction! Which is why its used by predators of the nature world over the entire planet! Its my FAVORITE THING ON EARTH. Everything I like is DANGEROUS BEAUTY. The Mugler costume is cool because its a sexy lady that could STING YOU, not a sexy lady who EATS YOUR POO!?! I mean why should Ben be allowed more camera time when there is a kid without the dough to fix his horrible teeth and a fat black mom who's sick in a hospital who actually makes an impressive transformation and is one of the best lip synchers out there and probably has saved every tip he's made since Destinys Child broke up to buy his wigs is trying his best? Nobody should say a DAMN THING, I am FINE with the editing choices and Im pulling for poor little Ben! Gosh he's GREAT for a drag gnome and he HAS faced hardships! He's from Seattle and it RAINS A LOT THERE. Ok, Ok I know his mom died when he was young and that does suck but I dunno a mom who died at 14 seems not quite a current hardship when you compare it to a mom who's currently in a HOSPITAL BED who is KEEPING HERSELF ALIVE to see you win Rupauls Drag Race?! I actually dunno why Im being so mean about Ben. I apologize, Im being a DOUCHE. I think I resent her lack of LACK OF self confidence! Im coming off like Darienne Lake who is proving to us all that fat people don't have to be jolly and can be cunts just like the rest of us! Hooray?? I actually thought her Elephant effect was a smart choice and looked good. I also really can't read Ben for copying when Courtney Act is in the room. As Ive said several times Courtney Act is totally correct, but its SO INTERESTING to me that NOBODY likes her. Some people actually ACTIVELY UNLIKE HER. I don't understand whats going on here with Courtney. She is very obviously copying fellow Australia Drag Superstar Dallas Dellaforce almost one to one on most of her looks? Are they friends? Enemies? Frenemies… I mean Courtneys outfit was the best but again it just feels like were watching Kylie in concert competing against local talent. Im not WOWED when I see something fierce Im like "cool but ok". The talent on Rupauls Drag Race has to be great but also fairly undiscovered I guess. Like Courtney should have been a judge maybe not a contestant. Thats all in retrospect though because before the show I was all "why isn't Courtney Act on the show?!" and now we know why.
Now lets talk about Adore. I hated Adore when she was first on here because she was trying to prove herself and Im sure the producers were feeding them all direction to be BIG BIG BIG personalities which was horribly annoying and now of course we all like Adore. She shouldn't win because her outfits are terrible, though I actually love her wigs as I appreciate an 80s street walker effect, but her lip synch was SO GOOD. It was VERY ENTERTAINING. Now if we hadn't seen Trinity a few times before she would have had a better shot but I feel Trinity was doing well crafted sensual moves which is her thing and Adore just WENT FOR IT. Now if we saw Adore three times before would she be as entertaining, probably not because her stunts would have been used up! This goes to show you another reason why not being in the lip synch for your life often is a good thing. You have a stockpiled arsenal of moves. Trinity had used hers up sending home lesser queens. I was sad to see Trinity go but as much as I love Jossy as a person it should have been her.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

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