Saturday, May 18, 2013
I don't even wanna learn this skanks name, but she's trying so hard it makes me wanna make fun of her because she's simultaneously trying to give attitude.
She's SO CLEARLY a product of Gaga and Nikki, aka NOWHERE NEAR ORIGINAL, and she thinks she's gonna take CHEAP COSTUMERY further and therefore somehow be more extreme, and she has..... Hurray for her. Please disappear now. That rip off mugler suit and platform shoes suck so bad. The "christmas tree" approach to styling is NOT STYLING. It means you don't have critical/editing skills which is the point/magic/skill to styling. Im not a person interested in clothes/fashion actually but I do like styling of looks. This is the opposite of styling, ask Coco Montrese she doesn't know anything about it either, and therefor prescribes to this... "technique".. ... I just brought Coco Montrese into this blog and read her and she was just presenting herself to the world and minding her own damn business. Thats not very nice of me....
Posted by David Mason at 10:31 AM
Ive looked online and do stretches to help it but it doesn't work, it feels like its being pulled up when i sit. Ps I need a bf. Im ready.
Posted by David Mason at 10:26 AM
I mentioned below that I bought a PS3 to play Injustice and that I loved it but was disappointed in the females costumes... I managed to unlock, and also purchase, new costumes and there is a Killer Frost character thats totally Wendy O Williams ...YES! and a Catwoman that is in the classic suit but no mask but they made her look like Sheena Easton so Im pleased!
Posted by David Mason at 10:06 AM
Ok I know Im a fan so my critical ability is WARPED but "Lick It Lollipop" by Rupaul feat. Lady Bunny is GOOD!
Im buying it right now.
Posted by David Mason at 9:52 AM
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
I dunno how many of you have seen the ads but in the subways here in New York and online there are ads for the new Mortal Cobat style fighting game called Injustice starring the DC Comic characters, thats Batman, Superman (barf), Catwoman, The Joker, Wonderwoman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Hawk Girl, Etc ETC. I really just wanted to play as Catwoman and beat the shit out of Batman. The game totally lives up to its hype. Its really a lot of fun. These fighting games have evolved nicely and they have added these elements that make the fights more interactive and intriguing. All the characters have these over the top super moves that previous fighting games only dabbled in before. These super moves are basically animated segues that are not only funny but also sexy, creative, and thoroughly entertaining! Aquamans super move is one of my favorites: My favorite characters are actually ones I've never heard of before as Im a Super Villain fan but not a big enough fan to buy the actual comics. Black Adam and Killer Frost are my favorite. There is also a character named Raven that I like but thats mainly because the computer says "Raven" when you choose her and I like to imagine its the RAVEN that we all know and love from RPDR The character I like the most and like playing the most is "Black Adam" He's this sexy "latin"??? (Im going by his accent which sounds "South American") guy who has all the DOUCHEY gestures that err on FETISHY. He does lots of stomps, slaps, and trample moves. When he wins he puts his boot on top of the loser and says "This will always be a world for dictators." but dictators is just another world for "Fetish Tops". Here is a clip of Raven fighting Black Adam. The only bad side I would say is there is this curious lesbian undertone in the design of the female characters. They're all a little too masculine, a little dumpy, and the costumes are a tad clunky for a female. The men are designed perfectly, but the women just feel like they were designed by GAMER DORK LESBOS. They lack the finesse, sex appeal, and super model attitude that they SHOULD have. Any straight guy OR gay guy wants them this way, KLUNKY IS ONLY APPEALING TO BULLDYKES. Sadly, Catwoman who is known for being a statuesque, slinky FETISH GODDESS has been restyled to look like the mushroom dealer at Lilith Fair. One character, Harley Quinn, who is the Jokers girlfriend is SO GROSS. She's straight out of a Renaissance Festival by way of BURNING MAN... Her costume and gestures are so revolting I don't even like beating her up, THATS A PLEASURE I RESERVE FOR PEOPLE I RESPECT! Im willing to bet SHE is the kind of girl that really likes fighting games in reality though so its good to make her relatable to the audience. Hopefully new costumes for the girls will be unlocked and they will be better. The costumes are so important to me. If I don't like the costume I won't play the character. I have blisters on my thumbs now from playing too much but Im going back for more now. Don't judge me?! I don't watch tv and this is better then jerking off. I can't spend all day sitting at my computer writing reviews and posting pictures on my Tumblr whilst I do my real job! Lemme alone! You see ITS YOUR FAULT Im a villain, its YOU who made me this way! ;)
Posted by David Mason at 12:13 AM
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
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Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
I think this creature rising from behind a pile of tv's in your fathers RECK ROOM says a lot about my life.
Posted by David Mason at 10:09 AM
I never watch her porn cause she's my sister and I don't like professional porn anyways but Im glad he retired and now can focus on making work outside of "sagat the body" as the product itself. He worked for MUGLER for christ sake, yes he has the most beautiful ass, but there is much more there and I prefer the creative stuff and the ass is still there. Its not like the body disappears when the creative talent is at the forefront, in fact its much more attractive I think for someone who is talented to be hot as a plus not just a hot person just being a sex symbol.
Posted by David Mason at 10:05 AM