Monday, November 17, 2014

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The new Luchador Gym Shorts are a Slick It up Masked Man logo re-design by illustrator Danny Dax


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Rupaul and I pretending to sell stuff on WOW


I am terrible on camera. I have no idea where to look. I mean I WAS TOLD WHERE TO LOOK but my eyes are all over the place. I was confused, its weird to talk to someone and not look at them. I had no idea if this was going to be serious or funny or what and when I realized it was sorta serious I was like " Why would anyone want to watch this?" but now seeing it kinda makes sense. It is quite watchable. Id actually like to do more, it got fun. All this stuff is available at Slick It Up.

Friday, September 5, 2014

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The new Mercenary Suit at Slick It Up!



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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

The New Phoenix Harness at Slick It Up

Its made of an especially comfy neon orange banding. Pick it up now at SLICK IT UP.

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Sunday, August 3, 2014

Monday, July 28, 2014

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Saturday, July 26, 2014

The new Bananas and Guns Swim Shorts at Slick It Up

Phallic symbols are loved by all since the beginning of time! These shorts are lightly lined so they can be worn as shorts or a swim trunks! They also have zipper pockets so you can't lose your keys, iPhone, wallet. Pick them up now at Slick It Up.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

This woman is a viper dangling from a vine.





Did you just see a poor woman accidentally fall from a rope swing? If you did you’re a victim of a predatory passive aggressive personality type.

This is the best example of a PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PREDATOR at work. Do NOT feel sorry for this woman! She knew EXACTLY what was going to happen. This is the way she controls people. By GUILTING them into feeling so sorry for her they then become compliant with her needs. As soon as she lands she falsely exclaims “I can’t feel my legs…wahwahwah.. HOLD MY HAND.” He wasn’t going to hold her hand any other way. This woman is no victim, she is a PREDATOR!

Manipulating someone else’s emotions and hurting yourself to make someone else feel bad in order to control them is especially rotten. Its a stunt done in thousands of ways by millions of people. There are sooo few “accidents”. Often accidents are simply someones repurposed rage. For example your neighbor “accidentally” forgets to water your plants while you’re on vacation and they all die. It wasn’t an accident. The person was resentful that you burdened them with this chore AND that you went on a vacation and passive aggressively punishes you by letting something you care that you’ve put in their hands without their request die. This case is similar but even more twisted. This woman knows that there is a VERY strong chance this will not end well but she’s willing to take the risk because of the potential of an opportunity to manipulate other people through their guilt. She takes the jump, suffers very real pain, and although she may consciously feel regret she could not be happier because her, potentially subconscious, plan of passive aggressive control of others has them hooked!

She should be pushed off a higher cliff by children.

This “victim” is CONNIVING! She’s the ultimate predator, willing to risk physical pain to have her needs met. She’s no different then any other mega sociopath.

You just thought you saw a tragic woman hurt herself and you felt bad and maybe laughed. If you did, she tricked you. In either of those reactions she wins. I wonder if this woman is a candidate for Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy? Im pretty sure this behavior qualifies as Maunchausen Syndrome but the BY PROXY version is so much more INSIDIOUS! She’s definitely willing to hurt herself to make you feel bad so she can control you. Im forced to wonder if she would hurt others in order for you to feel bad and thus be able to control you as well.

See, and here you thought you saw one thing, and it turns out it was something quite different entirely. All you needed to be was curious enough to look beyond the surface.

Monday, July 14, 2014

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